Finished Folds (341—360)
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5Barney sighed and pinched his fat. The purple dinosaur felt a wave of "it's no use." He laid in bed, picked up his chips where he left off, started up the X-Files and tried to forg
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4The only thing was that no matter how much I loved the malange of legal violence I got to do as a Cop, it never seemed to fully erase that memory of Janis and the winter of 2014.
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3They would call him mega butt.
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4I walked through the hedge maze with wet trousers.
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3ACME whoopee cushion company. Howard, I'm telling, you, you, yes, you, dang it, the man, well, he's a genius. He is. And I don't care if anyone else knows it because I, Marlon P.
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3that was it with the energy drinks. This was too much. The bus driver pumped the brakes even though she was in space where the law of inertia was dominant. She floated towards a
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4Oscar the Grouch looked at Elmo and for the first time thought before he spoke, and then said, "Elmo that was totally
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4shelter of his false persona. His telepathic dog acted like a Dachshund but was really a Basset Hound. Stan felt sorry for him because he was lost and always would be.
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6think about any of the happy times. Her face would poison even my most intimate cherished moments. So I thought of something else. I thought of Brendan at the soccer field
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4The picture spoke back, "Harold, you're worthless as tits on a boar." The picture of his mother was alive and scared the living daylights out of the 63-year old.
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1hot lava hot lava one two three" was the new cheer he was trying to persuade the new girl to yell at the company picnic. Hairdryer, potato, balloon, it's all a mess really.
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4It was never pretty when Paula Dean was 1) drunk and 2) way engaged in cosplay as a penguin. He hated her.
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5the way only a raccoon can. He felt fantastic, sort of free of social constraints. This is why he was able to drudge up that horrid word that he said to her while she painted her
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4a gross fat woman burping on the couch said, "Yo!" Once inside the storeroom of refridgeration devices I rigged up a way to get past the guards in the hut. I used the freon to
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3Joe & Mildred were flat busted. Shoeless. In Little Rock, Arksnasas. Again.
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3Dr. Lufthertz came in through the back. "What's this about a broken plug?" Nate's Farther Ned made a fist and said, "Damn it doc. Damn it all to hell."
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5see Monty Python's Search For The Holy Grail and you'll understand my joke." Said the ER doc. My arm stump was bleeding. I said, "Could you at least just do some medical stuff
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6The reason being was that his wife had gotten a gag order from the judge so he couldn't say anything more about her. He circumvented this by talking about his Jetta, referring
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3Harry Potter thought he knew what everyone else needed. Cooper knew damn well that Harry had no boundaries.
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4because he was confused. He was so confused. He had been teleported here from the 1990's.