Finished Folds (361—380)
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1Her earworm finally came out, it was humming "Cheer up sleepy Jean...oh what can it mean?"
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1moved back in with their parents because Toad and Frog could not find real work.
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2The Hipster Beard invasion. Where they came from no one knew. Why they were adopted without critical ironic self-distance was inexplicable. But it had to be stopped.
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5because it stayed crunchy in milk. The Cereal Killers looked at me and said, "You must have some Lucky Charms because we're letting you keep your life." They got their Kix by
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1You see, she could hear the voices of the evil spirits of public restroom graffiti. Sure there were mean girls in here, but what she listened to were the lonely hearts of the isola
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1How could he tell them he wasn't dead? He was just resting. They flushed him. He clung to a turd down in the sewer and caught his breath.
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6!!!" Farmer Larry realized that the chickens had created an android. The android had a sort of chicken "way" about it. It's threats seemed to be poultry in nature. But he wasn't go
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2Martha wasn't having it. She knew about Jill. Jack had left his cellphone lying around. Sure, he's fetching "water" up there. Martha had a plan to teach old Jack a lesson.
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4am taking a bath." Dr. Seuss read the request that guffawed in his ale. "What a twerp" he sighed and relaxed into his recliner. He could take the whole next 6 months off and travel
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5that make that have to be cloned?" The Village Idiot looked up at Danny, "Why don't you just let the sheep mate." A hush fell over the crowd, that's when the Shadow Giant
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4Mushins are "munchkins" that I have marinated in olive juice and meat tenderizer.
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2but Aunt Ida took it because after her mad trip to Monaco she didn't have a pot to piss in. That left me with the brass number. That was the bothersome one because of the splashbac
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7Was what the tattoo read right across her butt cheeks. Cheeks he was so eager to see about a half hour ago. But now? And he was stuck. She was naked, so was he but this tattoo had
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3Coors Genuine Draft. The old man was crafty. The old man was sly. The old man was going to get these Winsconsinites to buy him a breakfast scramble. So the old man scratched his
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5He held up a card. It was a 3 of hearts. "Is this the entry test into the Mars-port Intergalactic Boarding School?" He smirked, "Whoops, that's a fail." He pushed a blinking orange
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2No, I don't blame you. I disclaim you. That's right. I disclaim you. You are no longer affiliated with me or my kin on any interactive level. You shall now fend for yourself.
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5After he'd chopped her up he decided to finally "relax." He put the basketball finals on, grabbed beer and plopped down. Then he felt it. The splinter. She'd gotten under his skin.
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5He was a cauliflower in a field of Sun Flowers. Locked in his bitter dark world he could only imagine what the sun felt like.
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7rubber suit and lock myself in the trunk and play Alfred Hitchcock with my kids. Now it's Wednesday and
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2this and that. She didn't realize that fun was the one thing money can't buy. She bought those Beatles albums and then she bought a ticket to ride and she didn't care.