Finished Folds (381—400)
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4boggle. I play boggle all day Friday which boggles my wife. She's always popping off with this amazing creative list of insult words at me. But I don't pay her no mind because I ha
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2"Ha ha, you will be extinct soon." The dinosaur laughed in his face, "Yeah right, we've been here for zillions of years. " The dinosaur opened it's jaws to chomp him.
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7day. Banana28 was unfazed by criticism. This was mainly due to the fact that his mama had given him unconditional love.
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5ion bootaneer was fashioned from a sluffed off dead skin. I pinned this on my jacket. It was my turn for a boring date and I was going to spice it up with sick death stuff.
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5certainly use my conjunctive adverb key, contrarily to common sense, conversely, I should use my delete button, but elsewhere it seems, eventually finally further furthermore
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5I burned the travel brochure as the the evil homonculus demanded but not before scanning it. My mother could live and I would still have this beautiful travel brochure of the
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2so the dead robot could watch Sally kill the others.
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3ay I decided to shoot the rubber duckies with a cork gun. It worked out great until
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0rigged up that little rodenty creatures roiled and shrieked from ear pain. Elation John then started dancing. His moves reminded me of a child trapped in a sleeping bag. Time to
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4funeral attendees. They were pretending to be broken up. The yellow smoke hung like a wet curtain above the corpse. My Woojawee and my spirit animal faced off for spiritual combat.
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3in his paw. Paddington bear was insufferable. He said, "Good fellow, no need for violence, I merely asked for orange marmalade." Then the bear politely ripped my head off.
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3But then they stopped. The Zombie Apocalypse had ushered in Zombie Jesus. Zombie Jesus took 144K of the "chosen" back to Zombie heaven and now hell on earth could finally begin.
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0Because the local Priest looked just like Bob's Big Boy. The statue had the opposite effect.
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5but no, her grandmother had spoken the "thing" out loud. She'd brined her grandmother, put an apple in her mouth and cooked her. She called it a Luau and invited the whole
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3that meant was that she was PMS-ing again.
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4to be young again, thought Kurt Cobain's corpse. It wanted to reanimate itself through listening to music backwards.
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3loose, foot loose, my energy will kick off it's Sunday shoes. You see, my energy is Kevin Bacon. Having said that it necessarily follows that my energy is
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2the movie. Once Sylvia and the Prince of Darkness finished they movie they realized they still had some popcorn leftover. Should they take it home or toss it?
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2s his own story of incest. Her Uncle had married his sister. They had a boy and girl who also got married. They had two children who married as well. Finally,
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1those without a clue. Instead, I got close to my inner-critic, if I befriend her then maybe I can find her weaknesses and start criticizing her.