Finished Folds (441—460)
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6Thought the Skipper as he scratched his head and looks at the SS Minnow. His thin moron of a first mate was out scrounging around for coconuts. The Skipper's ankle was killing
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3doesn't grow on trees I thought as I lowered the uzi and cut those dudes in half. Blood, bone bits, bile, steaming piles of guts everywhere--including my Bruno Magli's, damn it!
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2Derek had finally gotten the green light from Rebecca. He was going to score, but where? Maybe that haunted houseboat on Phantom Lake? Why not he thought as he sprayed Axe
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3from a naked black man with a tube sock over his private parts but I stayed focused. I was going to be on the Zit Zapper infomercial. I needed Zits. I lowered my face into a big
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1childhood I had gathered around and had a mean dance. How do I describe a mean dance? It's sort of like the Fox Trot except
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1lizard men. James "Zhoriax" Smith was so depressed that he actually mackleshaped the Martian worms. Quantum Gent and Solara telegazed at each other but decided against direct comm
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5And he put a finger on my lips. He said, "shhhhh, aren't you curious?" My cuffed hands throbbed. His finger smelled like square ham lunch meat. His last name was Grey, his first
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3This was how Magic The Gathering became an overnight sensation. Of course, this brings us to Herb and Lucy, the dethroned Principal and garbage man.
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4two lumps of....ooooooh wait a minute, I'm not falling for that Mr. Ogre. I'll just have the tea."
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0comedy. Now, when comedy died, Sasha Baren Cohen was trapped in his Borat persona. He couldn't change back. After a week of not eating, he realized he needed to get a job.
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4checks and beefed with pizza parlor patrons. The HG12 humaniform had no testicles but it still scratched it's crotch and spat in the corners. It's programming module was set on
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6bingo bash the snotty elves were vaping apart from us dwarves in the corner and repeating everything we said in an ironic mocking way. We dwarf maidens hatched a plan to get some
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1The monocled octopus rode that Haw Owl all the way to Minnesota. He'd heard of this land of a thousand lakes. If he was going to lather it up in fresh water, this would be
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4leave which landed him in hotwater. Charlie was in the brig. Sarge's dog Spike came to visit. The dog slid two packs of gum cigarettes to Charlie, who smiled and puffed one.
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3she was. When she got down, there she was. Her mother was everywhere man. You couldn't steal cookies from the jar because she would be down in the jar with her arms folded.
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1said the last dead head in the last van in the last parking space in the last parking lot.
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4called back and introduced to the "fryer." The Asst. Manager of Freud Burger asked me a lot of questions about my mother. A lot. Then he showed me blotches of ketchup on a napkin.
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1No matter because the eyes are the window to the soul. The Nutcracker bitchslapped the singing bass on a plaque. The bass said, "Goodness gracious great balls of fire!"
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3. That's right a total that's ass squared. Takahashi stared luridly at Jericho Manatee as he washed his socks in the sink.
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6she howled. I followed Wolfgirl's curled lips. They pointed at the moon. The campfire smoke circled in front of the moon and I said, "Yes, Wolfgirl, she's up there alright."