Finished Folds (461—480)
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6ment the only way Woody Allen could feel it. Total cold, universal disregard for the significance of anything within 100 miles of him. Woody Allen had taken over his body.
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7Bub rubbed the lump on his misshapen skull. Anger flew through him because he hated Bob. But talk was cheap so he said nothing. Neanderthal passive aggression is the worst kind bec
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3Nick's house in the arctic. It's hard to play limbo there because the limbo height is done by Elf standards and man that's really low.
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1Grimace's wife was such a shrew.
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9woah. I just blacked out because I almost thought of maths.
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3in the Boston Pub crawl. That's when St. Nick got really hammered. He once puked in his bag of gifts. He was cited by officer Greenberg for operating his sleigh drunk.
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4commerce had given the Arcturians axis to our social media and then they basically made us their pets. Krixix was my master. He always yelled at me when I drank out of their
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5wear the same tie as Larry. Larry screamed at the intern, "Come here!" The intern skulked over to Larry's desk. "How dare you insult me with your ghastly tie."
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3therapist is a niche market. As a mermaid vampire therapist I have to hear the story I just mentioned like thousands of times a day. It always ends with the blame game crap.
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9fired off the questions like a machine gun on speed. Det. Manatee's questions pounded the principal into total blank submission. The principal finally croaked, "Butterscotch!"
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4and in return, I will take you as you will be but not as you are.
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6moonwalk or sashay. Ghostly women are the worse because they're so transparent. You know what I mean? They have no substance. It's like talking to a dead person.
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3Unfortunately the topiarists next target was a nudist beach in Greece where they trimmed the "hedges" to recreate the opening scene from the Lion King.
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9of people smelling bad gas. These polaroids blasted off and became a his because so many people had eaten the cans of gassy sassy navy gravy beans. The fetid photos blew the lid of
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0Here's the thing about confused fat nudists, they are always hungry. So despite the unfortunate setting and the disgusted Cancer gala guests, they waddled to the buffet table.
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3Bono decided to ask Rabbi Avvakum about the Torah while they waited.
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6Eleanor was the only one who could really smell it. Edgar, Jim and Eleanor were known as the Three Weirdos. Edgar could see, Jim hear. The dragon was coming for them.
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9then I said, "wwweeerrrrrtttyy." That's when the Keyboard of Glory appeared and said, "I will grant you any wish that you can type in 10 seconds." I was dizzy, so this would be
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4She went to the beach to forget about Jerry and his lies. She hadn't caught him cheating, really, but she might as well have. She was going to hang out on this beach until Jerry
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4this one had multi-moons and flying cars. Boring. I stepped through the 3rd door and noticed the smell of burning flesh and cinders. A giant red man with hooves saw me and flicked