Finished Folds (481—500)

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  The glowing liquid dripping through the cave's ceiling came from the nuclear power plant sitting on top of it. The bat lapped the tangy liquid, until it fell into a mound of guano.

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  newt. The magical newt had the power to create amazing music that dazzled the crowd. The conductor hid the newt in his jacket. His orchestra were just "extra's" who didn't really

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  2014-12-30 01:42:53

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  This was to be the Footlong Dodger Dog Vegas Pool party of the decade.

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  2014-12-30 01:41:52

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  bin sandim bim bin ba'hai bath party India Pale Ale Roberts. But most people call me, "Al." But she preferred to use my whole name bc Lady Gaga was gaga for my ethnicity.

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  2014-12-22 23:09:34

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  This was a question I always asked myself when I took a bath. After I dried myself on my Polo towels, I decided to get total revenge on the downstairs neighbors who wore Chaps.

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  2014-12-22 23:08:09

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  dance. He was doing the centipede which ripped her dress completely off. His true love stood in her bra and panties as a crowd gathered and clapped to the beat.

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  2014-12-22 23:06:56

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  Paulo was really getting his howitzer. The figure model sounded strangely like Hans Gruber.

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  2014-12-22 23:06:00

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  whether or not it made sense to make out or not. He was bummed when his glow stick finally went out. He needed to go to the chill room to bring himself back down.

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  2014-12-22 23:04:58

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  in his pants. Luckily he was standing by some portly people from Wisconsin and when the smell hit the "free breakfast bar" at the Day's Inn, he looked around like, "Who was that?"

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  2014-12-22 23:03:49

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  where he could get a blueberry bagel at this hour. Then the new star of Blood Harvest IV

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  2014-12-22 23:02:36

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  iam Shatner this cat across the room!" Oooh Delia was mad at the cat. She was using Star Trek metaphors. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

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  2014-12-22 23:02:04

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  so you can't go to prom." "But dad, the Limo YOU paid for is already here." "I don't care, you have more to learn." "But, my prom date is already half-naked and screaming my name."

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  2014-12-22 23:01:09

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  a baconator and the double down." Death row went silent. Dead calm. This was the near death meal of a madman.

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  2014-12-22 22:59:56

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  So I gave them back intense Lil' Wayne stares. The swarm of magical David Blaines returned to their hive. There was a queen magic David Blaine that controlled all them.

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  2014-12-22 22:59:06

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  monsters. That's because this was Typhon, the father of all monsters. The little pony stopped goofing around and nearly keeled over when Typhon's shadow fell across it.

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  2014-12-22 22:57:56

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  Dirk woke up and 90 years had passed, he had no friends, no lovers, no relatives, just this fat nurse who wanted to give him more giant yellow pills.

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  2014-12-22 22:55:13

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  and dump them into another movie. Peter Jackson sat there and thought about calling Kevin Smith. PJ started to longingly stare off in emotional overcomeness with a single tear

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  2014-12-22 22:46:55

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  d, "Where's Jerry?" Tom shrugged but he knew, that bastard.

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  2014-12-22 22:44:59

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  stamps. I took the 12 Monkeys to watch "Twelve Monkeys."

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  2014-12-22 22:44:25

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  This a drive by shooting from a Big Wheel.

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  2014-12-22 22:43:48