Finished Folds (501—520)
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9snappy snipping snapping turtle! Prof. Gabriel Emerson gazed at his wife some more. She mocked his gaze by leering at him. He said, "T-Boosters Marta? What's the damn problem?"
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3's Tito Puente records when Sundancer died, being digested over 1,000 years in the Sarlaac's stomach. Now that NixonBlack had the albums he could finally do that thing that he
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7of everything and ashamed of nothing. Nope. Dirty? I'll write it. Gross? I'll spell it. Sci-fi? Where, I'll jot it. I am an FS scab writer to the pit of my gut.
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3Screamed the trapped soul in the funhouse mirror.
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2in the deuce are you wearing?" Flotilla Bathos asked as she lowered her prolapse onto a chilled bean bag chair. Chives, the butler, said, "A pimp suit madame."
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4sexual feelings throttled through Benedict's body, specifically in his loins. Obviously. This spelled disaster for the pumpernickel roll and the matrons. But I did have the ring.
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5Toll boothing. Nope Kate stayed real. Kate was unflinching, unchanging, un-a-bunch-of-words. Her stone-face weathered life like the heat shields on a re-entering NASA
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6next to the Aids infected pretzels, the arsenic encrusted Christmas cookies, and the mustard gas coffeecake. Be careful snacking you snappy dresser you!
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6with her glowing lips then we wouldn't have to row back and ask what kind of beer they wanted, domestic or imported? But her lips had stopped glowing ever since Todd.
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7y bra with hand. Trevor from R&D had a lot of exploratative sex play that was great. But when we broke up, I was sex-light years ahead of all the other guys. Dating was impossible.
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4was in the shape of Jesus. Savannah showed the frostbite to the Archbishop of canterbury. Soon, she was selling T-shirts with her frostbite on it. Pope Francis invited her
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4Because Malomar X did not speak that language. So Malomar X changed the topic. He said, "We didn't land on rock candy, rock candy landed on us!"
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6to eclipsed by the club foot karate. Dmitry had started a trend known as handicapped martial arts. The first person who wanted "in" was Steven Hawking.
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4christian and in the key club, he/she was a real catch. This is why the Liverwood Wizard wanted to steal the Heiress and keep her in his emerald bed.
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4Until he met those elves. They lived in a tree and were workaholics. The gingerbread man thought, that because they made cookies they might help him with his gender crisis.
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3fertile. With the rabbit as my spirit animal I had to return to my stinking tribe. They would ridicule me for my sweet, furry spirit animal. They had wolves, bears, coyotes.
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3a town the Baltimoreans called Baltimore. The Baltimoreans named most things from a dark place inspired by cheap liquor and crab cakes. I desperately needed real drama.
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-1The one legged conductor was also a drunk.
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6Godfather. Damn thought Boochie. When she got the loan, the Godfather had said he might ask for a favor, that day may not come. Now he's interrupting her Star Wars party.
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4Reliant Robin was what Batman called it. The unfortunate earlier Robin was human. This Robin had been cast in gold, it would always be "there."