Finished Folds (661—680)
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2At that exact moment he felt like a complete "nobody." This was perfect for his narcissism because it would allow him to fully engage and grasp the big
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5realized he was a women, he also realized that he was never man, which meant that the operation was totally unnecessary. Ki wondered why the doctor hadn't said anything about
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3Half out the door I remembered the "fart spray." Crap. Well I was already in my armor now, and I had the rubber chicken waxed and loaded. Time to bring "tact" into the world
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3. Nevermind. I don't want to tell you about my Telekinesis powers. You don't really hear me, you don't listen with your heart. so I'm never going to say anything about
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4my own mess. I did this. This is my problem. I started the zombie apocalypse. Now I foist my mistake on to the world by
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2wedgy that would have created a skid mark that looked like Crunch bar slammed into boiled fat. See, if I give you a wedgy as Clark Kent, it's just a regular wedgy. When I'm Superma
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4The dragon pinched the bridge of his nose with his claws. He sighed. His tapestry exploded into flames. He went to the castle wall and say the red cups, the ping pong table
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4flabbernugget that looked like a flame-torched pig knuckle wrapped in lizard skin coated with puss. Egan lifted his eye flap at Fagan who plomped a luggersmeem that could kill a
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4That's why she was such a good mother. She did NOT care what his friends thought, or what society thought in general, at all. She did everything in her power to protect her son, in
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2by throwing feces. Bogous the Baboon had serious
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3a rookie cop. Lance, the cynical fat cop who ate deep fried twinkies rolled his eyes. "Hell, yes you're supposed to follow him." I made sure my seat belt was on before I pulled
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5hipsters. No hipsters didn't love "their" music. They despised their music. The displaced their hatred on their music onto people who'd never heard of their band.
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2trow and rolled around urinating on himself. Frank was a talking dog and he was trying to execute a hostile take over of Kate's sausage company.
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3That was Mr. Clean's whole presidential campaign speech. New Hampshire would be hairy. His campaign manager poured scotch into a milkshake and just
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3Then what I would do would write a lot of fake thank-you's back to those people.
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3Not with your hands you idiot! With the mind! You don't need ESP to bend silverware with your hands. Now focus. Imagine the form bending. Focus. Easy. Focus. Oh, oh my goodness
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0Now she knew why Captain Ahab had lost his leg.
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3Then I wrote "Once upon a time." Something miraculous happened. My teacher couldn't explain it.
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7in the swimsuit area. It was really a disgusting wedding. The bride was covered in bird droppings, the groom was eating with his hands, which, you know, considering the lasagna
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5And so I followed my guru everywhere, wordlessly. I did not need him to tell me what to do, I just needed to walk in his foot steps. The lady that lived in his ashram called him