Finished Folds (681—700)
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4at the bit to keep going. The sailors threw the bosun into the bilge and cackled.
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1The king's name was Elvis. No one can ever know.
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4why he had crossed the road all those years back. He sat with the chicken and stroked its head. Firs the chicken would look at him with one eye, then the other, then the one eye
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2were made of a cuttlebone from SuperSquawker's home planet which blew up, it was also his kryptonite. He bounced off my face like a tomato off a jet. I took the cuttlebone eye cove
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7blind monkeys?" Helen 'the Beard' Karpoudopoulos had heard the whole conversation because she was changing in the closet. Helen said, "For the record, it wasn't Handsy who was
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1people will be coming with their normal blathering chatter. No he would be Bloody Phil, but instead of killing people with guns, he would do it with a whip saw.
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5the wenche's whipped and then sent to my Cabin." Captain Mickey lit his pipe and dared Goofy to say something. If he did, Mickey would keel-haul that idiot in a second.
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1's dark little secret the custodian realized he could make some money. The custodian took this bad info about the man's uptight wife and wrote it on a roll of paper towel.
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5quit, but then I won't get unemployment. No, I'll just stay in this job and like walk really slow. Really slow.
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5It was a puzzle. To talk to the gate keeper I had to solve it, then "it" could begin. It was a word puzzle, the letters the witch gave me were: "FOLLOWMADIGXX"
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6motorcycles. You see, an ugly mother and ugly offspring are perfectly suited to create motorbikes. Yokohama Motorbikes was going down. The first mom and I did was
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7That was when I ended this thing we call "sisterhood."
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3I had sneezed into my hands. My palms told me this was a giant, wet mistake. The longer I held my hands over my nose, the more those angry glowing purple eyes would know.
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1But the dog merely stared at the cat.
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2Cyndi hated everything. That was her identity. If she didn't something, then who would she be? She would be a void. Cyndi couldn't tolerate that so, everything she saw she
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4and thought, "Lizards." Robert Plant said, "Jimmy Fallon, stop looking at me will you? We need to deal with this rip in the dance floor's fabric of reality before it sucks the DJ
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6because he was a crocodile. So Det, Manatee said, "Listen, I know it's tough being a crocodile. My brother-in-law is a crocodile, but I just have one serious question for you."
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4his diaper and made a fist. Baby Einstein was trying to tell me something. I said, "Hungry?"
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3the dish ran away with the spoon? Probably for some Saving Points. To get the 200 XP and level up, I laughed to see such a sport. The Dungeon Mother Goose created a hidden
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5f a gun we're gonna have great fun on the bayou!" She was sweaty, beefy and vibrating from the jackhammer. Bobby stared at what she was building out of his scrap. It motivated