Finished Folds (701—720)
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6This was how I got rid of the flakes that don't melt on Ronaldo's head. Dandruff and lush forest paradise do not mix. I needed to remove the disease of civilization from this
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5I popped the Japanese doctor's head with a golden needle. His head exploded into a bunch of floating Hello Kitty's which started to sing the "Meow Mix" song. I drooled on my
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6and toiled in the trash to find something he could offer his feline lover Fufu. Danger the dog, found it, it symbolized the rich desire she inspired, it was a half-eaten pork chop.
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9animals who'd claimed to gotten here by a giant boat made by some dude in the desert. Me and Cynthia were not about to let these two bonobos in the hotel room with us.
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0nothing. I stared into the pit of nothing and
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3I had just finished another level of Tetris.
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2Fwwwwt! An arrow slammed right into the pointy knob on the lone ranger's throat. Blood oozed as the lone ranger gargled, clawing at his throat, he fell and the arrow caught on the
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6then Gen Shallot stuffed his woolly mustache and eyebrows in to the speaker's throat. You can guess what came next.
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0I am what I am...
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5-I can't drive, fiftyyyyyyyyyyyyy fiiiiiiiiiiive!" Screamed David Lee Roth. That stale-breathed ego maniac had cut me off on my interesting discussion on Sunday drives. This is
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3Rich Little, the guy who used to do imitations." She was pointing to the old hunbacked man in the wheel chair. Deborah was never wrong about these things. I said, "Oh my god.
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5tercup was a really foxy cat and well, Danger, the dog, had a thing for. . .cats. Buttercup was fat and orange. This is how Danger liked 'em. He wanted to kiss her feline lips
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6of Commander Data's mental orientation unit. Sparks shot out the flap in his neck. Data felt weird, trippy. He felt as if he'd just eaten peyote. Commander Troi tried to sense
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10change colors to communicate like I can!" I, middle-aged Squidman shot my 8th tentacle out, caught the banana fish and brought him toward my shiny, evil, soul crushing beak.
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10or two but so what. My tentacles have crazy suckers on them. I can crush metal with my beak. As a middle-aged squidman I put those beaded things on my car seat, it helps
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3looked more even then they were. He was such a snob, especially at Buffets. He never went near any pea salads, strictly seafood and beef. She only went with him because
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3Jack the poodle broke into an army surplus store and armed himself to the teeth. He was loaded for bear. Jack said, "Animal cruelty ends tonight."
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3live in China. They will eat the birth sack. This is why Peter Cottontail never went to China. However, he did spend a week in Thailand which was the worst and best trip of his lif
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4The lady bug flew right into the flames and burned up, just like that. So...we're back to square one on this thing. Let's see, a few folds up is something about Mother Goose Town.
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2smell real bad. Pig swill is stinky.