Todays the day that will change my life and

Todays the day that will change my life and I am ready, it has been a long time coming and nothing will stop me, no longer encumbered I have the means and vision to complete it.

I took a long look at myself in the mirror. I'd written that destiny statement 4,126 days ago and had started every day since with it. Still believed it, 100%. I put on my suit and

gave my reflection a long kiss. With a big grin, I walked out the house to the station. You see, I'd discovered how to be happy. I knew what it took to keep all those demons at bay

What is difficult is dealing with the parents when they come home. They scream and cry and try to hold their dismembered little darlings. Then I have to convince them and the cops

that I am in no way evil. It is just I was born this way. I mean, if you were in my situation, wouldn't you? Solitary confinement puts a perspective on things.

At least I tried to clean up my mess, unlike many other "serials" who would rather move on to the next target. I like to finish what I start: folds, crimes of passion, you name it.

I mopped up the blood and, where it had coagulated, scrapped it off with my nails. I had just moved the body to the wheelbarrow, prepared to bury it, when the police arrived.

I pretended like nothing was wrong. I acted as if I was minding my own business. Dead body? What dead body? Oh this, in my wheelbarrow? Officers, this is not what it looks like.

I looked again at my wheelbarrow and found the contents had been replaced with a sack of potatoes. The officers laughed and moved on. That is why we are having chips for dinner.