Finished Folds (7801—7820)
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1He aimed the rifle and shot sending a streak of dust through the air. Fat Andy raised his hands. "Kick your gun over here." The gun skidded across the Sonoran desert floor and
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3but then Davey Crocket said, "Brokeback mountain ain't about cowboys, it's about sheep herders. They were herding sheep." Then he turned his wife on her belly to
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1We're never going to survive," and then right as death was upon her, she croaked, "Unless we go a little bit crazy." And that is why I have never gone totally crazy, just a little
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0Then I bit my nail and tasted "Ass."
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1Andy was the other clerk at the patent office. He'd gone to Tulane University and lost his scholarship by daydreaming about sunlight in opium dens. Albert would chat with him and
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1Of course I am a Canadian who visited England for a semester abroad so I am a total expert in accents and pronunciation. I broadcast, "Cheers" instead of thank you, call a sweater
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3curly fries, though he was hungry. The "flavor" of late night Jack in the Box had his throat. THC schooled through his head, thrashing for salty grease, but he had seen tree people
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1So I got some rebar and hammocks and fashioned my own bra for my FF's. I needed some support, the only problem was the doctor had put the boobs in my knee caps so
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2Most Extreme Elimination Challenge will
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2his underwear since his stint on Current Affair. People thought that he was a real journalist and he wasn't sure how he'd lucked into that, but he damn sure wasn't going to break
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3the owners of the houses I break into. I'm not a burglarer, I'm just a drunk who likes cat tranquilizers and sometimes I just got to lay down. Once in Agoura I found a house with
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0Within minutes they discovered that the entire town was using the At&t network which solved that mystery. But they hung around the town, carousing, drinking and goldbricking to
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2Her friend had told her to sit down and use a mirror to look at it. "Talk to it and say I love you to it, to undo all the social stigma." But the epoxy had glued her mons venus
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3saw my Gym Teacher. He made the hand signal from the "Clan of The Cave Bear." I knew what that meant so I went into the showers. He didn't see that I had brought my camera
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1made him awesome. He wore sweats to make his ball skin sweaty and stick to his thigh, then fart and let the gas bubble up the front. Sometimes his smart would smell like Dog Poop
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1of footwear. The Hulk picked up the infinitesimal kitty. It had a red bow and a bell around its neck. Delighted the Hulk pulled the bell and the kitty's head exploded. Angered the
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3shamelessly cash-in by playing at the Indian Casinos without the original band members. So they hacked into the Pentagon's computers and started looking for the Village People who
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2glaringly gone and ghastly. She grew into a ghost gravitating to green garages. She geared up to glow and glower but
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1But then I realized that the auto-correct is God speaking through the Ipod tower of Babyl to me. God corrects my words to make a conversation about conversion, so I made the sign
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5totally take into a direction of deranged obscenity or perhaps a repetitious snow globe trope. If the person misspells a word then make a Strunk and White reference or the new fold