Finished Folds (8641—8660)
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0No, Mr. Murphy was tired of the charade. He really just wanted to live in a hotel with room service and watch reruns of Three's Company until Death visited him, then
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2Michael Jackson thought, "Hee Hee, if i keep going after these underage boys I will always be stuck with baby carrots in my salad." So he applied another layer of glue to his nose
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5He is far less interesting than the voices in my head. He talks about wellness and feelings-booooring. But the fat bus driver in my head talks about accidents he's seen, now that
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5Smoke that pipe because "C" is also for crack. Once you hit this rock your eyes and tongue will never be the same. "A" is for addiction and "D" is for disinherited you beastly
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6Because I am the lizard king. I wave my scaled scepter and komodo dragons beckon. I step on their backs and pull the reigns and off we go. I command geckos and horned toads to
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1token aggravation. This was not a town that liked Homies. They were odd balls hopped up on the latest chemical enhancements. Perfect zeroes who had won stuff but not
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2thing their uncle had properly stolen. He was one of the few executives who'd escaped blame for the Enron affair and masterminded moving LeBron to Miami. He kept his lucky
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2And that's when I realized I was looking at Helen's stretch marks and bladder scars. I was trapped, I fell for it again.
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5But she had her afro. No one can downplay or backslide her afro. Sure it was mostly wig and spray on hair, but when the headlights hit, it looked like Las Vegas on a head.
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4weather friend. Show up when things are good, bounce when the money is all gone. That's alright, I'm turning myself into the local authorities this November. But before I do,
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2action law suits against these Mega Bread Companies like Roman Meal. The general public has no idea that in between each slice of whole wheat bread, hides a quivering mess of
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1with the Dalai Lama? After all he moderated the summit they had in Point Barrow, Alaska. He even let the Vampire bum some smokes off him. All he has tried to do was get others to
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3she smacked her face on a Chalupa. It left an impression of Lou Ferrigno in the tortilla. Of course I was the only one with a pair that saw it. So I pocketed it, they'll never
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3But then I had the prize winning cheese didn't I? I could lord my sharp cheddar in Hector's face. It would be my cheese that would crown this year's Harvest Nachos.
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5in arm dealers. The rocket was just a bucket of moped parts. If you want weapons, real weapons you got to talk to a 14 year old Nigerian Pimp named Count Lala, ask for
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2orgasm. I've been known to choke it and scrape a cheese grater across my sack. I'll never forget getting a blow job from an Armenian jockey while jamming paperclips into my
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3But when the Ludes and Xanax wore off I realized I was listening to the disco version of the Star Wars theme song. Worse, I was still 16 and grounded with my pants around my
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3itched to swallow child flesh. He had even brought a six pack of Coke Zero to wash them down with. His favorite was eating fast, guzzling, burping and feeling bits bubble up for
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0But instead, he was trying to see if his funny had come back. Ever since he moved his talk show to TNT he had been trying too hard. The only thing that calmed him down was twin
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3really, they were burnt ocher. He wiped the back of his mouth in his hand and looked up. There in the window, next to the pinball machine was a the biggest, baddest, hairiest