Finished Folds (8641—8660)
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3paprika is handed over easily. Hungarians, man, they have the best paprika. I put it on deviled eggs as a decoration mostly, but when making spice rubs, look out. Paprika
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4Then your car lowers. Then you have custom steering wheel. Then you have rims. Then you have a girl friend with a foul mouth. And then mid-life crisis strikes. "What's it all
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4headcheese from a combination of lime jello and pork. He was known as the eccentric butcher. He made bacon out weasel belly and once had Hyena skirt steak. I often wondered
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4life where she was a chimney sweeper. She was tired back then. And cold, England is cold. She had to drink a lot of coffee then. How she got into this body she'll never know but
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2magic jack so I can waste time on the phone. Next time I call Korea to talk to Uncle Loo I will open with a knock knock joke. This is all part of my experimental
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0rusty trombone this side of Sepulveda Boulevard. I'm a sucker for sick shit. Lick my ass and toss me off and I am yours forever. And her crotch smelled like wet wool which
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3But I had to relax. My psychiatrist says I'm paranoid. My response to that crap is, "What if it's true?" Then he said, "that's it, you're incurable, get out!" So here I am in the
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2And then Lance's war simulation was over. Captain Gitto slapped his face. "You stupid fool, the kettle boiled over!" But Lance said, "Watched water won't boil!" and the tears
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0And then Denver will be remembered for is what those eradication machines tried to eradicate, Denver will always be known for the Denver Omelette. He was the hero of
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1cable companies in business. They had tried everything else. Creating different channels that weren't really different then charging for them. Basic cable has become a
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5elbow patches. What a mature and sexy item they are. Elbow patches scream professor, not the British type, but the Animal House Donald Sutherland type, kinky hair, lazy, and
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2an airplane headed for Nigeria. Some prince emailed and said if I loaned him some cash now, there would be a big pay off. That was two years ago. I am 83 and pissed off
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0No, Mr. Murphy was tired of the charade. He really just wanted to live in a hotel with room service and watch reruns of Three's Company until Death visited him, then
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2Michael Jackson thought, "Hee Hee, if i keep going after these underage boys I will always be stuck with baby carrots in my salad." So he applied another layer of glue to his nose
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5He is far less interesting than the voices in my head. He talks about wellness and feelings-booooring. But the fat bus driver in my head talks about accidents he's seen, now that
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5Smoke that pipe because "C" is also for crack. Once you hit this rock your eyes and tongue will never be the same. "A" is for addiction and "D" is for disinherited you beastly
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6Because I am the lizard king. I wave my scaled scepter and komodo dragons beckon. I step on their backs and pull the reigns and off we go. I command geckos and horned toads to
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1token aggravation. This was not a town that liked Homies. They were odd balls hopped up on the latest chemical enhancements. Perfect zeroes who had won stuff but not
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2thing their uncle had properly stolen. He was one of the few executives who'd escaped blame for the Enron affair and masterminded moving LeBron to Miami. He kept his lucky
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2And that's when I realized I was looking at Helen's stretch marks and bladder scars. I was trapped, I fell for it again.