Finished Folds (7781—7800)
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2the art curator from the Guggenheim. Yes he was babysitting, but he certainly could tell great art when he saw it. In fact, he almost wept at the bugs bunny hill billy cartoon, now
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3Which put me in a bind because I was the Lead Dentist at this Dentists office. But I'd opened my practice in the South and there were a lot of "days off." So I gave up on hygiene
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1chloroform to play hide and seek at the office. It was his solution to T. Barnes always "peeking." When the person passed out it gave everyone a chance to hide, except
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1She pulled out a giant, gelatinous dildo which glowed in the pale moon light. She joggled it to make it wiggle. Was that an eyelash hair on the tip? She spread his
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2his love life. He wanted her to ask him about it. But instead she lectured him on it. It was the state of his unions address. Not enough girth. To fast on clit-patrol. More asians
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2burn down your tree house you evil monkey. Everyone at the committee gasped. Did that come out of the Dean of Student's mouth? He looked for an RA to blame but he could
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2your vagina smells like fisherman's wharf in San Francisco
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0The carrot, a "root" vegetable, had reminded her of Sam Kinison's penis. Years ago, she'd had a night with the gods at the Improv. She had felt the hot charge of groupie sex with
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3stump. She loved womping people with her stump. It was like getting kicked by a mule. She'd hardened her stump by pounding river rocks, it was a 40 pound sack of flour and she
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5paralyzed with fear. How could eyes "Smile?" I forced myself to swallow vomit and remain calm. Sure enough, she had lips in her irises. They were mouths. With teeth. I reached
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2because she was only two. But she was a damned good driver for two. We had her on baby Einstein and that My baby Can Read Program. She was good, except for her alcoholism but
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2lose myself into the person's greatness because I am just that impressionable. I walked around with my eyes closed and ear plugs, just to be like Helen Keller, which pissed my
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2digging up the corpse of Don Knotts. She'd taken a course in necromancy from the Learning Annex, and she wanted to revive someone who could help her career. But his head was gone
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1Rats had made a nest and chewed up the fan belt. But these rats were different. They were wearing loose muscle shirts and truck stop hats. They saw me and said, "Gett'er doooone."
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5For instance, the waiter hovered while they went to the bathroom to wash their hands. He hovered with black pepper when they went out to smoke. He hovered with mushroom gravy
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2bull kelp and abalone. Liza gargled and Barbara Streisand itched the waxy canal of her ear with a bathtub brush. They held each other while Malibu sea foam mimicked urine foam
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0"Too Bad." The meter maid ripped off the ticket and stuffed it in my mouth. So I
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2My cat rubbed itself against my leg when I got home and I drove a javelin through its spine. It's legs curled and writhed like Medusa snakes and I could see a little
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3My wife's parents sat at the dinner table. They judge everything I do. The green beans were tepid, the butter cold, but they liked the meatloaf. I said, "You should it's your daugh
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5When grandma hobbled up to me she put her hands out for a hug and then I sweeped her cane with my judo kick and grabbed her titanium white hair and smashed her head against