Finished Folds (7841—7860)
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1with with the crabs. The seafloor was roiling in writhing, teeming, gleaming heaps of hungry rock crabs, climbing, pushing, fighting over each other for his plump white
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190's female popstar's reactionary chick rock? But not time to think about that. His stinky son was named Fabreze, after his odor-caked French uncle who refused to bathe religiously
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2His son came to him with a picture of a family, in crayon, holding hands in front of a box house with a smiling yellow sun. His dad hawked a loogey and spat it right on the drawing
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3"Something smells gross," she said, flitting her hand in front of her nose. He said, "That's my sausage." His sausage had been stinky because
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3Her full, red lips parted. She opened he mouth. She slid just the tip in. She didn't want it all in her mouth yet, just the soft tip, she let her tongue touch it, the frozen banana
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3She took out the melons. She lifted them to her mouth and nose. They were so ripe they were almost exploding with juice. She rubbed the melons hard to make sure that
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2He took the hot dog, gripped it with his tongs. The tong's teeth bit into the plump, moist wiener. He split open the fluffy bun. He spread the doughy halves apart and gingerly
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3Squirt me she said. She pushed out her chest. He hit her will full force. Hot liquid shot out from the garden hose because it had been laying out. Her neck burned and she
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2He was in the Latino Law Bar Association and worked as a deputy DA. Every morning he was hung over and every night he was coked up. Such is the life of a man who
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2So he threw the lightening bolt and it hit the whale in the blow hole. The whale grew and glowed and Zeus laughed. A dragon head came out of the Whale's back and
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5with extreme precision. She had cracked many safes, many codes, but this was going to be her finest hour. She'd snuck into the Tower of London and found the vault with the Crown
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1caused them to be obsessed with ESPN. It cooked their brains until they actually thought they were on the sports team that they watched on TV. They wore jerseys but had 50 gallon
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3would be up shit creek without a paddle. They needed him. Without hm the place wouldn't work and now they wanted to replace him with a computer. So he was bringing his scythe to
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2like a fatter version of Greg Gumbel. "Maze backwards?" Then he started moonwalking out of the Maze, but although he looked like he was going backwards, he was going forwards
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3cat's anus lips but then Eddie Murphy showed up. He could talk to animals and pick up transvestites. Eddie said, "Animals should get along. I used to be funny but now
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3I said, "No you hold! You HOLD! I know that there are overpaid assholes in suits playing golf and grin fucking each other because they figured out that customer service means jerk
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0was selected for the deranged fool who was on all fours. Goofy was brought into the Eric Wong's gym. Eric first put a crappy t-shirt on him. He said, "Goofy you need a fight name,
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2had been thrown, bounced and hit me in the eye. So when she got home all her cats were dead and their skins nailed up in the dining room. It was a big room. I said, "Now, how many
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1and then realized that even teasing at the school for slow adults was lame. What I really wanted to make made jungle love with the school principal so I
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2I said, "Ta Daaaaa!" and whipped my jumper cables across