Finished Folds (7841—7860)
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3cat's anus lips but then Eddie Murphy showed up. He could talk to animals and pick up transvestites. Eddie said, "Animals should get along. I used to be funny but now
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3I said, "No you hold! You HOLD! I know that there are overpaid assholes in suits playing golf and grin fucking each other because they figured out that customer service means jerk
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0was selected for the deranged fool who was on all fours. Goofy was brought into the Eric Wong's gym. Eric first put a crappy t-shirt on him. He said, "Goofy you need a fight name,
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2had been thrown, bounced and hit me in the eye. So when she got home all her cats were dead and their skins nailed up in the dining room. It was a big room. I said, "Now, how many
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1and then realized that even teasing at the school for slow adults was lame. What I really wanted to make made jungle love with the school principal so I
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2I said, "Ta Daaaaa!" and whipped my jumper cables across
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3so I figured if I robbed a 7-11 no one would notice or care. Boy was I wrong. The Cops acted like I was Bernie Madeoff or something. I tried to tell the judge that what I did was
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3to a flaming tiki torch. I threw gasoline on him and his wife next to him caught on fire too. I grabbed the hairspray from my wife's purse and sprayed it at his face. The heat made
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1Now I know I went to a little girl's birthday party, ate all the cake, beat the children with electrical cord and then stole their presents but was this the present I planned to
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1jaws open and sunk her teeth into the lump of flesh behind dad's head. It tasted like pork. She gnawed away at his neck until it was a bloody log of flesh ribbons and goo. She was
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4the patriarchy erected by nuclear proliferation and it could only be undermined by interpretive dance. I laughed at her, but to my astonishment, Putin and Obama watched her writhe
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3Then I said, uhmmm actually when you signed the will you weren't mad. Now that you are mad you cannot dissolve the will because you do not have mental capacity to do so. He sipped
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4in my oxygenated crest toothpaste. The tube said that I could feel it "tingle" on my gums but I could not. But when I reached for the static electricity in his hair my hand decided
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1sounding like an idiot doped up on opiates and had inhaled helium from a baloon, she said, "HAHAHAHAHAHA being hot means no acountability!!!!" Then she reached for the
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1at my crotch.
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1burned the bridge. He asked me for a reference letter for a new job and I told him to kiss my ass. Later I needed to borrow a ladder from him and he said, "Drop dead." So when he
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2But it's at the bottom of the ocean so no one knows about it. Except the Snorks. They visit the sub-ocean battleground of the gods every so often. But mainly the snorks just
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2and then Kareem Abdul Jabar snatched it back. He was wearing his Laker uniform. The pilot said, "Timmy have you ever seen a grown man naked?" And then the cabin door opened and
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8crab lice eggs. My anger subsided after lunch. Stacy and I talked about Rick James and freaky chicks. Back at my computer I was listening to Super Freak when my ears erupted into
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3Yes. They outsourced their racism to China and then to Vietnam. It made business sense. The racism was made so much cheaper and Americans could buy more of it on credit, this