Finished Folds (7861—7880)
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3so I figured if I robbed a 7-11 no one would notice or care. Boy was I wrong. The Cops acted like I was Bernie Madeoff or something. I tried to tell the judge that what I did was
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3to a flaming tiki torch. I threw gasoline on him and his wife next to him caught on fire too. I grabbed the hairspray from my wife's purse and sprayed it at his face. The heat made
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1Now I know I went to a little girl's birthday party, ate all the cake, beat the children with electrical cord and then stole their presents but was this the present I planned to
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1jaws open and sunk her teeth into the lump of flesh behind dad's head. It tasted like pork. She gnawed away at his neck until it was a bloody log of flesh ribbons and goo. She was
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4the patriarchy erected by nuclear proliferation and it could only be undermined by interpretive dance. I laughed at her, but to my astonishment, Putin and Obama watched her writhe
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3Then I said, uhmmm actually when you signed the will you weren't mad. Now that you are mad you cannot dissolve the will because you do not have mental capacity to do so. He sipped
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4in my oxygenated crest toothpaste. The tube said that I could feel it "tingle" on my gums but I could not. But when I reached for the static electricity in his hair my hand decided
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1sounding like an idiot doped up on opiates and had inhaled helium from a baloon, she said, "HAHAHAHAHAHA being hot means no acountability!!!!" Then she reached for the
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1at my crotch.
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1burned the bridge. He asked me for a reference letter for a new job and I told him to kiss my ass. Later I needed to borrow a ladder from him and he said, "Drop dead." So when he
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2But it's at the bottom of the ocean so no one knows about it. Except the Snorks. They visit the sub-ocean battleground of the gods every so often. But mainly the snorks just
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2and then Kareem Abdul Jabar snatched it back. He was wearing his Laker uniform. The pilot said, "Timmy have you ever seen a grown man naked?" And then the cabin door opened and
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8crab lice eggs. My anger subsided after lunch. Stacy and I talked about Rick James and freaky chicks. Back at my computer I was listening to Super Freak when my ears erupted into
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3Yes. They outsourced their racism to China and then to Vietnam. It made business sense. The racism was made so much cheaper and Americans could buy more of it on credit, this
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2which scalded his eyebrows and made them fall out. Which was why the called him "Mannequin head." Which led to a playground engulfed in flames and burning kids zig-zagging across
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2because I am obsessed with tiny men and horses. All I can think about are those harlequin diamonds, really tiny male haunches mounting those hefty equine buns. It's all I think
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1Memory machine's toupee looked like golf divot from a Par Three in Needles, CA. He said, "I can remember anything, I have developed a comic book property called Memory Man and
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3But someone had forgot to pay rent on the storage facility where the power was pooled. The company seized it, then they had an auction. Of course no one can look at the contents of
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4real Minuteman War head. My faced turned red. These stupid Senators and their committees. They will never forget the name McNamara! I said calmly, "Carpet bombing. That's right
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3had been designed by Liberace's ex-lover Ringo Potango. They were really impressive but all the stained glass made them to heavy for the jet packs and when they got the salsbury