Finished Folds (7861—7880)
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2which scalded his eyebrows and made them fall out. Which was why the called him "Mannequin head." Which led to a playground engulfed in flames and burning kids zig-zagging across
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2because I am obsessed with tiny men and horses. All I can think about are those harlequin diamonds, really tiny male haunches mounting those hefty equine buns. It's all I think
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1Memory machine's toupee looked like golf divot from a Par Three in Needles, CA. He said, "I can remember anything, I have developed a comic book property called Memory Man and
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3But someone had forgot to pay rent on the storage facility where the power was pooled. The company seized it, then they had an auction. Of course no one can look at the contents of
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4real Minuteman War head. My faced turned red. These stupid Senators and their committees. They will never forget the name McNamara! I said calmly, "Carpet bombing. That's right
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3had been designed by Liberace's ex-lover Ringo Potango. They were really impressive but all the stained glass made them to heavy for the jet packs and when they got the salsbury
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2into the aluminum recycle bin near the mall. While I waited a really big busted elderly woman saw me. She inched on over to me in her walker, bent over, I could see that liver-spot
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3At least that's what the KKK in Atlanta call it. The Grand Dragon called the meeting to order and noticed that Al Sharpton was in the front row. The Grand Dragon said, "
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2Now it was three days later, there was blood in his underwear and lot's of hair in his mouth. He couldn't explain all the strange burn marks on the toilet. His left eyebrow was
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5rocked out with Metallica back to never, never land. But while he was trying to have fun James Hetfield kept being really intense and obnoxious. So he and Lars sat down and wrote
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1didn't have fan blades, but because they were animals they couldn't read the model numbers so the cat's went for it. They were blended up like melons in a jet engine, bloody fur
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2but when he tried to stand he realized he'd "strained" his lower back. A strain was almost as bad as break or tearing. Maybe worse. He said, "No more gun stuff. My back is out
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3Bourdain's boots he seemed so pleased. He had stuffed his checkered chef pants into Gastapo boots, he even had a diving knife strapped to it. He said, "You want to be on TV slave?
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5dead, stuffed and in a rocking chair in the basement. I couldn't get mother's voice out of my head but
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1And then came Blondie who proclaimed, "Once I had a love and it was a gas, soon turned out, had a heart of glass. Then a camel came bearing a man with a bottle of Windex who
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3the dark crystal. The gelflings had mad sex in a tropical sweaty puppet forest while wrinkled-nosed stoners walked real slow. Then there was the Oprah puppet with one eye who
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4romance. No better way to avoid choice by mashing genre's together. Ok, it's the Vietnam war and this GI named Jackson has cut the head off a VC soldier and he sees her, love at
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0what I reap. I said one in the hand is worth two in the bush. She said don't you mean burning bush? I said, where there's smoke there's fire, she said, right, burning, I have herpe
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0big enough to feed the two dobermans that had entered the house through the open front door. They had been gnawing on her corpse for a while and chewed on her organs. They were
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5I said, "I am an egalitarian. I believe no one is better than anyone else. I don't believe in self-righteousness or hierarchy, we are equal" and I jammed the prod in his mouth