Finished Folds (8121—8140)
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6was 80 feet tall and was carrying a barge loaded with gravel on it. He dropped to his knees, right on the word "Marry," put his hands together. The wave stretched hire and he
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4his school loans off finally. He had a professional certificate in management from DeVry, earned a bachelors in crime scene investigation from U of Phoenix and was
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3she stole their ideas. She was a dunce, but what made her great was her lack of morals. She would steal, cheat, screw, lie anything. No regrets. Ever. She stole their homework and
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1ate tsampa and butter tea. I accidentally inhaled the tsampa powder into my lungs. I was hacking while they whacked my chest hard. Really hard. It made me so mad I punched
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4were thin and missing sections. Like a homeless man's mouth. The Crow Flu had wiped out 90% of the people. After "they" came, the crows nested in their machines, then disease
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3simile, "You make me feel like a Bull Moose freshly shot during a rutting." That's what he gets for watching the Animal channel so much. He'd totally lost his ability to relate to
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2LaCrosse. He opened up a tin of beef jerky, started chewing and realized it was dog jerky. Worse it was "Snausages." He chased it with Amstel Light, then his wife came in and
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4sharkskin toilet pepper, a Mont Blanc seat cover, a California cuisine urinal cake made by Mr. Puck, an Ivory handled toilet brush, and a Kobe beef skewer. No way Biff can ruin
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2when it comes to the idiot box. They had such a good time in the suburbs with that little girl and his family. It was great until that fat midget lady with the high pitch voice
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3base when it smashed into Wrigley field. The rocket exploded when it hit the flames. A black figure stalked through the curtain of fire. It was Reggie Jackson, and he was fireproof
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1it into a key. She was in the cage tonight, but she would be free range in morning. The thought of eating raw livers and braised scalp made her feel, Senatorial? In control and
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3mechanical owl that sat on her shoulder. It made strange clock noises and could spin its head all the way around. Blood dripped from the sack. Giant scorpions appeared and trashed
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0the face of Connie Chung, but all he drew was a blank. "I'm Connie Chung, Maury Povich?" He slapped her for being stupid. Then he threw his knish at her chest and said, "Beat it."
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1cried. She was famous but unknown. Her dream had been to do Shakespeare for her Majesty. She had been so close. She was the understudy at Plaza de Oriente by the Royal Palace, but
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4people hungered for worthless "stuff." Never mind that it wasn't built to last. Then trumpets blared in the sky and Jesus appeared. He had an Iphone. What's Jesus' play list he
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3hijinx. Keeping vampires at bay was easy, but the werewolves required marksmanship and silver bullets. You had to be vigilant. Ah, it was so much easier in the days of Frankenstein
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3shut her yap she wouldn't get anything. She had been talking for 7 months straight. So he had forgotten her name when introducing her to his parents. Was that any reason to carry
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1six feet out of the casket and floated across the hushed mourners. His glass eye fell out and landed in a woman's hat. No one noticed. Then Copperfield's body rotated and fire ball
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0Then she barfed in my lap. I'm gross, but really am I that gross? I put my shirt back on and scooped the barf into the ashtray. She said, "Sorry." I offered her a tube sock to wipe
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1a prime number because he was 97 years old. Basically he wasn't going to die. So he switched birthcards with Jonah. He was up because he was an asshole. Now he could die like