Finished Folds (8121—8140)
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4people hungered for worthless "stuff." Never mind that it wasn't built to last. Then trumpets blared in the sky and Jesus appeared. He had an Iphone. What's Jesus' play list he
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3hijinx. Keeping vampires at bay was easy, but the werewolves required marksmanship and silver bullets. You had to be vigilant. Ah, it was so much easier in the days of Frankenstein
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3shut her yap she wouldn't get anything. She had been talking for 7 months straight. So he had forgotten her name when introducing her to his parents. Was that any reason to carry
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1six feet out of the casket and floated across the hushed mourners. His glass eye fell out and landed in a woman's hat. No one noticed. Then Copperfield's body rotated and fire ball
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0Then she barfed in my lap. I'm gross, but really am I that gross? I put my shirt back on and scooped the barf into the ashtray. She said, "Sorry." I offered her a tube sock to wipe
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1a prime number because he was 97 years old. Basically he wasn't going to die. So he switched birthcards with Jonah. He was up because he was an asshole. Now he could die like
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1Said the geek. Another tired meeting of the horror revisionists. All these dopes wanted to dilute the power and awe of horror with "backstories" and then you get crap like Twilight
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4showed that she was an INTJ: Introversion, Intuition, Thinking and Judgment. Basically she had the heart of wall socket and the soul of a mandolin vegetable slicer. Slicer? Good
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3was how her head was narrating the Easter Egg Hunt. She was only three but far more intriguing and intelligent that all the residents combined in this mud hole municipality in
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1Janet Jackson for that mammary stunt years ago. It wasn't so much the nudity as the wilted and offensive aeriola that caused the ruckus. The breast was a wadded up oven mitt that
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5rock was impervious to harassment. In frustration he threw it out the window. It cracked the windshield of a black escalade. Five richly dressed hoodlums jumped out. They saw my
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1corporation looking to reverse engineer time machines. Instead it was washing machines, and chores. And that would be it until she bit the dust. Why wait? She threw herself
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2"En mis pantolones," came the voice behind her. She turned around. In the Starbucks chair sitting with his silver studded boots on the table was Antonio Banderas. He winked at
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3cheese. He was such a snob. He wanted one of those Continental European weddings with cashmere wool suits and 1992 Screaming Eagle Cabernet. Instead she'd found a gas station
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0The vampiric goat flew at him. "This is not what I meant by touring the authentic Mexican countryside," he thought. The chupacrabra froze in a tracter beam emitting from a space
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1The limo stopped. Just as planned. Men jumped on the roof. Just as planned. The sky roof shattered. Just as planned. Armed med pointed guns at her. She turned to me, but my sword
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4beast within." She opened the locket. Three numbers: 666. Then she felt the baby kick. At first she smiled. Then realization swarmed around her like voracious piranha. The sulfer
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3because tonight he was going to show them. He checked the leviton ankle pads. Green. He pulled both sonic blasters out. Humming and safety off. He tucked them back in the
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3Pain doesn't bother me until it hurts!" The tormentor blinked like a Rhino. Then giggled. Once. Came at him. Then giggled again. Then he burst out laughing, the tormentor had never
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1and the retaining device had been off for hours. He'd have to call Central and have them mark it. The suns set on opposite horizons. The season of Culmination. How did it all get