Finished Folds (8101—8120)
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4dove off starboard into the ocean. He hooked his arm on the drag line and was pulled alongside the ship. He signaled and the men turned canons inward and lit them. The poured black
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2"I'm a crack pusher with a heart of gold." The nurse unbuttoned her top. Her breasts were like a sunrise at the beach. The nurse reached in and pulled out a colt 45. She aimed it
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3"Doing nothing is cowardice." He picked the chainsaw up and yanked it. Blue smoke coughed out. He yanked again. It burped. The killer turned his head and looked and saw Trent
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4while he lead the group. He was Grand Marshall of the Vancouver Gay Pride parade. At first, it sort of creeped me out. But now Grandpa and his partner Grandpa are the best
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1Screen glass digitizer, this is a 4G. I don't care that she's 16 months old I am going to pull her hair. Now she's crying, maybe I'll take a picture of it with the phone.
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2over and over? Uno was a tough game but it was her game. But this 7 year old was kicking her ass and in front of her mom and dad too. She threw down a draw four like it was a
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6was 80 feet tall and was carrying a barge loaded with gravel on it. He dropped to his knees, right on the word "Marry," put his hands together. The wave stretched hire and he
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4his school loans off finally. He had a professional certificate in management from DeVry, earned a bachelors in crime scene investigation from U of Phoenix and was
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3she stole their ideas. She was a dunce, but what made her great was her lack of morals. She would steal, cheat, screw, lie anything. No regrets. Ever. She stole their homework and
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1ate tsampa and butter tea. I accidentally inhaled the tsampa powder into my lungs. I was hacking while they whacked my chest hard. Really hard. It made me so mad I punched
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4were thin and missing sections. Like a homeless man's mouth. The Crow Flu had wiped out 90% of the people. After "they" came, the crows nested in their machines, then disease
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3simile, "You make me feel like a Bull Moose freshly shot during a rutting." That's what he gets for watching the Animal channel so much. He'd totally lost his ability to relate to
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2LaCrosse. He opened up a tin of beef jerky, started chewing and realized it was dog jerky. Worse it was "Snausages." He chased it with Amstel Light, then his wife came in and
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4sharkskin toilet pepper, a Mont Blanc seat cover, a California cuisine urinal cake made by Mr. Puck, an Ivory handled toilet brush, and a Kobe beef skewer. No way Biff can ruin
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2when it comes to the idiot box. They had such a good time in the suburbs with that little girl and his family. It was great until that fat midget lady with the high pitch voice
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3base when it smashed into Wrigley field. The rocket exploded when it hit the flames. A black figure stalked through the curtain of fire. It was Reggie Jackson, and he was fireproof
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1it into a key. She was in the cage tonight, but she would be free range in morning. The thought of eating raw livers and braised scalp made her feel, Senatorial? In control and
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3mechanical owl that sat on her shoulder. It made strange clock noises and could spin its head all the way around. Blood dripped from the sack. Giant scorpions appeared and trashed
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0the face of Connie Chung, but all he drew was a blank. "I'm Connie Chung, Maury Povich?" He slapped her for being stupid. Then he threw his knish at her chest and said, "Beat it."
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1cried. She was famous but unknown. Her dream had been to do Shakespeare for her Majesty. She had been so close. She was the understudy at Plaza de Oriente by the Royal Palace, but