Finished Folds (8161—8180)
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5walked up her front porch. The dog launched itself at him. It gripped his arm. Luckily he had leather crash suit on but still. This was going to leave a bruise. Just then Warren
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1She went for a second look. The shards moved and she fell into the hole. She banged against the sides and she fell in the bottomless pit. Her screams were pointless in the infinite
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4thing was to fart just after she slapped it on. A big white cloud shot out. He had full view of it's mass and directional flow. The nurse didn't get mad because he was baby, but
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1You were rich, rich and stuck out in the middle of the ocean. You could fly in girls and the latest DVD's but somehow it still felt like prison. Soon you start to get the madness
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1No, in fact it might assure his position of Toyota's top robot because he had killed the top engineer and his family. He was horrified when he saw the model that was to replace
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2ia Labeouf and he skidded across the runway. A runway model stepped on his thumb meat with 9 inch heels and punctured it. Caught, she tripped (too much coke + kettle1), her mirror
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4totally aggressive. It reminded him of the man who worked at the pet shop. The man that had touched mommy like that. The man in the leotards. He was a cruel man. He kept the fish
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4It was one of those really secure ones. Not the kind with a lock. The kind that had to be welded onto you. I took it down to the metal shop and was ravaged by Magnuson. He was
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3like the regents of the outer worlds, he took time off to attend a molecular cruiser races. He hid the bitter regret proper to his station in life when his cruiser mowed down the
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3Lights stretched like melting plastic around him. Gravitational forces surged. It felt like a waterfall in his chest. His eyelids distended until he could feel the cold around
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5She walked into the bar and said, "Which one of you is a tough guy?" No one raised their hands. "A Bar full of wimps, eh?" Then a man chalking his cue said, "What is that you
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1The weight was pressing back on him. The tendons in his neck were as tight as guitar strings. His elbows quivered. And then his hands started to move. The sweat caused his grip to
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6The file cabinet contained it all. When she was blabbing with the others she never let her eyes rest on it. No no no no. That would be too obvious. But when she was sure she was
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3Turn right. Turn left. Straight ahead three three lengths. Left. Now dial in the code. Wait three seconds. Enter the anagram. The door should open upwards. And there it was the
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0This morning when I dropped a deuce in the bowl I could smell our sex from last night. The yeasty moistness that your snapper gummed on my bumpy pole really made me
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3They'd been on the salt encrusted boat for months. His eyes couldn't focus on anything more than 12 feet away. He was thirsty. Now they were anchored off of paradise. He could
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4After they busted me out of prison I got a mighty grouch on. I used to go around dispossessing people of their 18 Wheelers. After speed eating a "baconator" I point the truck at
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2She had two heads. It wasn't a Siamese Twin thing. It was fusion. Walt Disney's head was not frozen, it was attached to her neck. In the back. That was the real brains behind Pixar
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2Man was being projected on the club's wall. What a lame joint, but you gotta do what you gotta do. I did a Buddy Rich trio on the toms and black smoke oozed out from the set. Soon
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1low lighting and a six pack. At least that's what my mom always told me. She said I was special because I was conceived on a "Twelver." My eyes were really spaced apart on my head