Finished Folds (8161—8180)
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0This morning when I dropped a deuce in the bowl I could smell our sex from last night. The yeasty moistness that your snapper gummed on my bumpy pole really made me
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3They'd been on the salt encrusted boat for months. His eyes couldn't focus on anything more than 12 feet away. He was thirsty. Now they were anchored off of paradise. He could
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4After they busted me out of prison I got a mighty grouch on. I used to go around dispossessing people of their 18 Wheelers. After speed eating a "baconator" I point the truck at
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2She had two heads. It wasn't a Siamese Twin thing. It was fusion. Walt Disney's head was not frozen, it was attached to her neck. In the back. That was the real brains behind Pixar
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2Man was being projected on the club's wall. What a lame joint, but you gotta do what you gotta do. I did a Buddy Rich trio on the toms and black smoke oozed out from the set. Soon
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1low lighting and a six pack. At least that's what my mom always told me. She said I was special because I was conceived on a "Twelver." My eyes were really spaced apart on my head
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2in the state prison had made him the Road Dog of a mean mexican maffia member known as, "Crying Clown." How she wasted her life. The knock at the door stopped her pity party, it
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3like a cow facing the slaughter house. That will not happen to me. Inserting these wires directly into my frontal lobes will fuse me with the XBOX. I will be on permanent dream
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1Mix-A-Lot" had been given priority over him at the Christmas Court this year. This time will be different. He is going to distinguish himself. He is going to start cock fighting in
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3quilting bees in a night club. At first the management tried to push them out. However, it turned into a hit. The old women not only could sew a mean stitch, they drank straight
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2controlled by the "mind ropes" of Mage Gluthorshaven he had needed "Power." He'd discovered it after the quest for the golden blood in the den of Trayfrustton, underneath the robe
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1choice in interns she always chose chubby and tacky. That was from Daddy's side. In fact, her grandma had been the tacky intern of that "no count" grandfather of hers. She wanted
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1sweller than a hot dog roast on the 4th of July. Crate & Barrel's shipping schedule meant the bodies wouldn't be discovered for weeks. If at all, he had cut the pieces into a 1/4
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3Tim Hornton, the hockey playing doughnut tycoon had given me the recipe. It was in repayment for saving the life of his Cockerspaniel "Peppercorn." But I didn't want a recipe
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1grandmother and now you want salacious details of her daughter? You unhinged animal!" I slapped the cigar out of his mouth. "I don't care if you are the father psychotherapy, stop
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9and performed "Rent" in Spanish. Her Edict demanded that the still life perform all theater works in Spanish because, well...she was the "Waxen Queen," she didn't need reasons.
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3the only way to make meat skewers the voice in his head told him. He had the mesquite charcoal ready, he had the plum sauce. Then the voice said, "it's time for the knife my friend
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5But the truth was he was descendent from Leon Sphinx, the infamous loser boxer. He would watch and rewatch his grandfather's historic defeat while binging on fire cheetoh's
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1The Cat was hard to come by. He found an old one downtown. It was made before flame-retardant material was required. When they were drinking by the fire he exploded like napalm
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1by making him a narcissist which he totally loved. So he