Finished Folds (8181—8200)
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2in the state prison had made him the Road Dog of a mean mexican maffia member known as, "Crying Clown." How she wasted her life. The knock at the door stopped her pity party, it
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3like a cow facing the slaughter house. That will not happen to me. Inserting these wires directly into my frontal lobes will fuse me with the XBOX. I will be on permanent dream
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1Mix-A-Lot" had been given priority over him at the Christmas Court this year. This time will be different. He is going to distinguish himself. He is going to start cock fighting in
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3quilting bees in a night club. At first the management tried to push them out. However, it turned into a hit. The old women not only could sew a mean stitch, they drank straight
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2controlled by the "mind ropes" of Mage Gluthorshaven he had needed "Power." He'd discovered it after the quest for the golden blood in the den of Trayfrustton, underneath the robe
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1choice in interns she always chose chubby and tacky. That was from Daddy's side. In fact, her grandma had been the tacky intern of that "no count" grandfather of hers. She wanted
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1sweller than a hot dog roast on the 4th of July. Crate & Barrel's shipping schedule meant the bodies wouldn't be discovered for weeks. If at all, he had cut the pieces into a 1/4
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3Tim Hornton, the hockey playing doughnut tycoon had given me the recipe. It was in repayment for saving the life of his Cockerspaniel "Peppercorn." But I didn't want a recipe
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1grandmother and now you want salacious details of her daughter? You unhinged animal!" I slapped the cigar out of his mouth. "I don't care if you are the father psychotherapy, stop
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9and performed "Rent" in Spanish. Her Edict demanded that the still life perform all theater works in Spanish because, well...she was the "Waxen Queen," she didn't need reasons.
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3the only way to make meat skewers the voice in his head told him. He had the mesquite charcoal ready, he had the plum sauce. Then the voice said, "it's time for the knife my friend
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5But the truth was he was descendent from Leon Sphinx, the infamous loser boxer. He would watch and rewatch his grandfather's historic defeat while binging on fire cheetoh's
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1The Cat was hard to come by. He found an old one downtown. It was made before flame-retardant material was required. When they were drinking by the fire he exploded like napalm
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1by making him a narcissist which he totally loved. So he
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2Vegas. I had a room voucher for the MGM and my tax refund. In my pocket I had
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1bland blood. Beauty is skin deep when you feast on blood. Humans are god ugly but their blood is the cognac of body fluids. Everything else is like Sunny D. But humans fought
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4For years they'd spun their little lies about the fat bearded man, and the toys, and flying reindeer. They had forced me to be good on penalty of coal. And I was the sucker that
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0the sea gull that had struck him in the head when he was riding the rollercoaster. He had the bird stuffed by an Austrian taxidermist named Otto. Otto had polio leg and one good
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1die so he hung himself. His roommate found him swinging in the garage. He smiled. Not only had the biggest jerk died, he was going to get a 4.0 this semester. He ran down to the
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2That's what 50 Cent's manager was thinking when listening to his new album. How was he going to tell 50 that it was over? He'd had a good run but maybe he should go back to