Finished Folds (8221—8240)
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4Crossing the galactic sea had been easy. The silicone radar systems was a different matter. His hull contained the forbidden materials. That's why they were going to make him
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3He didn't get up to give her the seat. Screw her. Screw her and her inability to control her stomach. She used to be hot but now she was a pig. Well, he no longer had to be
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4She was going to break up with him this time. He didn't call, he didn't come home. He was with that tramp Tracy. She ran outside and there he was, passed out on the porch, a bottle
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5The skis were chattering down the slopes. He tucked even tighter. The cold was killing his face. A kid on the ski lift dropped a pole and it flew right into his chest. He felt
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4over a WalMart parking lot in Everett, WA. To him it looked like Afganistan. That's when he saw Osama. Holy crap, he was carrying a vacuum cleaner. He didn't wait for orders, he
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6was real. My parents had been right. Santa did exist and he had totally destroyed my house. How do you get even with someone who lives in the North Pole? Well first you
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2Unless I took the shotgun to the liquor store and got more. My truck turned over on the fifth time. I was doing 90 out of the drive way until I ran out of gas at the mail box.
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3's ocean ladder. The somali captain flew out of his cabin. Through his binoculars he saw a white man with salt and pepper hair looking very boring. He called for his high powered
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0and second base with their own eyes. By going down the pants he was safely on third. He wanted a sports bedroom nickname so he asked her to call him "Yogi." She blanched because
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1Until their buns were hamburger. The police had been listening. They broke the door down and found them there. Satiated and bloody. When the handcuffs came out they smiled.
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3was double sided and laced with blowfish poison. It ejected from the wrist holster. He cut arc's in the Toaist symbol. Blood exploded in jets. He swung the briefcase and caught
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6faux fur stole and licked his face. A real lick, broad tongue from adam's apple to eye ball. A little eye crust tingled on my tongue. I had stopped brushing for weeks and then
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2But all the money spent in therapy caused my mortgage to default and I was back on the streets. But I was kind of glad. Like my therapist says,
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2were given those directional titles. Right and Left? I could never remember that. They had to paint a giant red R and L on my shoes. But I would put them on the wrong feet and
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2from a heart attack caused by dodging all those bullets. He was really out of shape and I was a terrible shot. I bagged his body and threw it into the back of my minivan. I needed
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3had become his friend. It told him to look under the fifth tile. He did. It was loose. Under it was a gardening spade. Just then the cell door opened and
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4the worse case of ADD in the continental US. He was brilliant on every subject for about 1.5 seconds and then he was onto something else. He needed to focus but couldn't think
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0bury his head in the sand and pretend he had no problems. Sometimes he wished that he would be injured so he could just lay around and it wouldn't be his fault. But he was
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2He wasn't pregnant after all. The test must have been faulty. She slapped him, twice, hard and screamed, "Snap out of it!" When he first decided to be a woman it was cute but
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6He took an office muffin and used thumb tacks to make a heart. Banana nut, her fave. He tied dental floss to it and lowered it over the side of the cubicle. He felt frantic tugging