Finished Folds (8201—8220)
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4platypus and she was reincarnated into another Hindi baby girl. She was born to wealthy parents that lived in Agra. They owned the resort closes to the Taj Mahal. The father
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1had a break he would sneak into some blue hair's cabin to "court" her. A fisticuffs broke out when he was caught "makin' time" with the Commodore's woman. The octogenarians
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2He did not see the spider hiding behind the sausages. It was as big as a softball, pistol black. It's purple eyes gleamed. His fingers searched around the can, centimeters from
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0He stopped a bag lady and asked her where Thailand was. The words that came out were Cambodian. Holy smokes, he thought. But his focus was changed when the woman responded in
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4rock. That's why I booked our flights to S. Africa. She needs to see how those diamonds are made. She needs to witness the blood. The only problem is that arms dealer would be
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1bull ride" she screamed. He couldn't hear her over the blaring stereo. It was a mechanical bull and he was drunk. Then his boot hit the side and a little sub-machine gun poked
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3the prairie to see. She doesn't even make the men work for it. I wonder what would happen if I didn't signal when the hawk was around. Just what would happen when
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4credit. The kids had forged his name on a blizzard of credit cards and rang up 80K in debt. They bought 80K worth of paintball gear. Brats. So he opened one of their paintballs and
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4then something plopped out of the sky. It thudded wet and heavy like a body. He investigated. In the bushes he found Goering's body. But if this was Goering, then who the hell
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0Then she smeared the chocolate on him. The static charge of cocoa on skin awoke something inside of her. Hatred. She said, "You make me sick, you and your little lies." So all he
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3one, like vomit dominoes. As the tsunami of hurl rolled to the front of the classroom Ms. Finklestien projectile vomited onto Ruth's chest. She was the teacher's pet so she
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0room window. How did he
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2because he used her openings to hold ketchup, mustard and tartar sauce. Now how was he going to be the life of the party? He went back to the novelty shop
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0made of hardened human flesh. A dragon's tooth was used to burn the souls of the damned onto the record. He was the only living human to be allowed this honor, so he turned
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3Joan Rivers. Man, she is FUNNY!" God chuckled. Lightening rained down from his beard. He had meant to kill Joan centuries ago, but she had more to do. That's why he allowed
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0removed a dildo. It was carved out of an Ent and glowed with magic. Harry Potter was watching from the closet through a crack. Then Bilbo squeezed a dollop of lube on the end
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1make those deadbeats executive drool. We can make Mr. T Mr. Bennet to give it that urban flavor. George Wickham would be done by Shaya LeBeouf. This will bring MGM out of
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2He threw it at the emerald dart board. Number 13. The panel flipped around revealing the satlink. He dialed Chavez. Let's get a riot going. He poured himself a single malt
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1up my lederhosen and knocked the wienerschnitzel out of my hand. Luckily I didn't spill a drop of my beer. The mouse got trapped in my crotch and so I squeezed my kegel muscles and
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1rule of penis. If the guy is too nice on the first date and pushes hard for commitment before any make out sessions then there is something wrong with the dick. You can count on