Finished Folds (8261—8280)
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3them underground society broke apart like a puff pastry shot out of a cannon. All that highschool crap had melted away like dirty snow. Now she was left with these fourteen
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4she watched the ski instructor die. He grabbed his chest, blood surged past his hands, he screamed, staggered in loops, all the while she stayed in the car. She pretended not to
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0when loneliness had clung to her while she walked home from the salon. She hated being alone so much that made friends with the biggest losers. That way they would always be
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1from the food case. They wanted to put an end to Starbucks' "pumpkin spice" scone once and for all. They wanted to kills the scones. They wanted to keep the purity of Autumn by
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6debt by answering his emails. His inbox had 8000 unread emails. She wanted to delete them all, but she also wanted to coke. She could snort so long as she answered. She opened one
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2Kobe beef roast slid off the table and rolled across the floor. The smell had been driving his dog brain mad for hours and now, it was on the floor. He lunged for it and his master
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4like a party favor sitting atop a missile. What a thrill. Of course, you never really get that Humanoid flavor out of your mind. You lay awake at night thinking about eating one.
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3hide her enormous malignant hair-packed growth. The growth was jammed between her nostril and cheek. It was named Edward the III, it spoke to her with a British accent. It told
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0Didn't matter. No more hanging on heart strings. She had to survive. She grabbed the crucifix around her neck and held it up. Red light shone down on it and it melted, burning
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6which was scary because Henson's mind was full of Muppets. But it was all the Muppets he had censored. Strange beasts never considered for manufacture to show kids. She
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2get a reservation. Now we have to wait in the "bar." Apparently the device will buzz when our table is ready. Because of this, I have decided to annihilate your credit. No more
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1it came off as just plain mean. My dog wimpered and curled up on the ground. I said, "What is your problem?" He slapped the hood of his car and said, "Time to pay the
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2was not my strong suit. What I was good at was the "non-committal response." In many stressful situations where I was called on to say or do something, I had merely said, "Hmmm."
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2because they were suburbanites. All they have known was refined, processed food. They were surrounded by nourishing grain but were starving. There was one man
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1But then the dirty mountain was hiding a secret. Deep beneath its filthy granite was a vein of gold as thick as a Samoan arm. Just as he was walking back with the gold in his
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3True Tit, Hairy Potter, Morning Glory Hole, Parahormonal Activity, Red...sheets, The Social Disease Network, Ball Street II. Other titles include
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1papa noel venir. Pero Papa Noel estuvo bibiendo in una taverna en El Paso. El quiso que obtener un trabajo nuevo con beneficios. Pero, no
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1favorite teddy bear. But Ms. Winger was still on her high because the studio finally greenlit her passion project: An Officer And A Gentleman II: No more Mrs. Nice Guy. She told
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3armed to the teeth. Killing her tormentor would be a hard task because she was giving a power point lecture at this meeting on Office Safety. Her plan was to call him up for
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1The leg been real. But it was a prosthesis, and the it came off. The dog growled and pulled it down the road by the New Balance shoe attached to. She picked up her rife and