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SHUG! Give me a hug!!! Can I have a ride

  • SHUG! Give me a hug!!! Can I have a ride on your horsey?? Please, OH, please?? I admired Shug's Orb greatly.

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  • Shug, a plantation owner, asked, "Let me get this straight. You want to avoid labor costs by sailing ships, importing foreign labor, keeping a secure watch on them, feeding them,

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  • and riding them?" "Don't forget selectively breeding them." Shug dropped his horsewhip. "Selectively? That's where I draw the line. Horses deserve true love if not other things."

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  • She threw a book at Shug but he ducked and said, "No need for love. Horses don't know the difference between mares. They don't care." This made Elisa mad. Shug didn't know what he

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  • he could do to make Elisa understand. "It's a guy thing I guess," Shug said. "Why do girls always have to link sex and love?" Elisa look around for something else to throw at him

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  • saying: "How hard is it to love me, you fucker!" Suddenly, she couldn't be bothered with him any more and went off to sleep with his best friend.

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  • As we all know, man's best friend is his dog. It was no different with her boyfriend. So in a tiff she went into the Kennel & lay down next to Falstaff. Falstaff turned out to be a

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  • character in a Shakesperean history play. He'd pretended to be dead in order to avoid the dangers of a real combat. That's how Falstaff had ended up in the kennel with the dog.

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  • "He falls to live, and falling tries to please. But he who lies to dogs consorts with fleas." Exeunt Dog and Falstaff, the dog more adroitly. Fanfares. The Queen of

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  • what the Bloody hell are you talking about? This, my friends, is your brain on drugs. One: fleas and dogs don't share, and pendicular not draining battery is of welcoming Treaty.

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