Finished Folds (941—960)
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5But Chevy just kept on making movies and stuff, humor aside. Chevy was just about to give up comedy all together when a very fortunate and strange thing happened. When he went
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1Most people don't know this but that's how Joaquin died. But now that he's dead we can look at his body by slicing his body into razor thin sheets at a deli counter. And this is ho
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1wasted on thinking that I knew what I was doing which led me to selling pet insurance in Wyoming. After that 10 years I returned to where I housed the 10,000 clones to release on t
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2duct tape, a lime a baguette, canned coal, and a Huygens eyepiece. Thinking up this plan had eaten 12 of the 15 minutes I still had left. The basement doors vibrated as lightening
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2She sniffed the air from where she was. Little light puffs. Her eyes scanned the crowd. She sniffed again. Her head cocked towards him. Then she deeply inhaled and said, "Jesus Chr
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5some profane poem about having to defecate badly but only managed to successfully dissect the food derived from coagulated milk. Larry mused while this so-called cosmic worm
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3It was also dark as hell in here. I was trapped in a tar pit beneath the earth's crust. A bubble of paleo-air was around my head so I could breathe. I could hear Beezlebub
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7felt my navel, yeah it was still super sexy. When should I show it to her? Rain had always thought of me as boring, middle class white male, which I was, but you see, my navel
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7get a nice surprise." The Big Wolf wasn't biting. He knew Jack was a liar and a thief. The Big Bad wolf would not bark up the wrong beanstalk. Instead the Wolf wondered how Jack's
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1touch it a little." Said the lady of the night. I don't think she realizes that I am a cyborg.
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2-" "Ben, you've been assigned to the diplomatic post in Paris!" Ben put his bifocals back on. Paris? Ben Franklin had heard about the women in Paris. Hot Damn, he was going to
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6replied LucieLucie. Shenanigans. She was up to Hijinx again. The man was naked beneath his suit and LucieLucie decided to make an edgy adjustment to the character: she said he
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6by and he remains silent. Alone, in a pub filled with people. His desire to speak blocked by some invisible force, a terrible thought that clogs his throat, so that he averts his e
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6a little school girl anticipating an ice cream cone. The skeletal mariachi band marched closer. Jagged holes made from rot dotted their uniforms. I could see spiders and rats
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5that you cannot see?" Mr. Magoo was oblivious to anything except his carnal desires. The island was his personal perverse paradise. He'd been blinded by a pair of really firm
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3Unless of course you are me, then smoking and drinking at the same time is absolutely necessary. What I did, was take a giant wine chalice and drill a hole in it for a cigarette, t
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5minded fool, he is NO JEDI!" Jabba was so sick of Bib Fortuna's obsequies clumsiness that he almost flushed him down the Rancor hole. He would have too if he wasn't Bev Fortuna's s
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5the policy was written by an offworld organization. Once she signed the policy her life was no longer hers. At 2:23 am she was awakened by a beam of red light. It hummed.
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2The inmates circled Doug like sharks. The school of hard knocks had one code. But Doug had a ray of hope that he could skate through this whale of a problem.
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4Lemmy Mrgradle realized she was in the wrong place. She turned to the guy next to her, "I thought this was the line to be in the audience for The Price Is Right."