Finished Folds (961—980)
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4and that's when her doctor told her the sick truth, "You're an exercise anorexic."
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4The fold hung there, suspended in cyber space, perfectly preserved. Waiting. Like a piece of mail wedged behind a file cabinet at the post office.
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8I reminded him that if Judas were to perform the betrayal today, he would have done it through a text message. That's when he loosened his tie, cleared his throat and said, "
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7pajamas with apple cider to get the stink out. Paw's clothes were filthy on account of all the neighborhood pets he eats. He makes me cook 'em. That reminds me, these kittens need
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3But i was still despondent. This world is a rotting corpse with a little water in it.
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4ver-spotted old contankerous SOB!" The elderly solicitor cocked his ear. The octogenarian companion decided to sign him. He was trying to say "Give me a cheese sandwich and a
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8Flintstone decided he was going to tryout for the Yankees. He ped-o-drove over to the stadium. Barney called on his shalephone but he ignored it. Fred wanted to play short
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4which Calvin knew she would do so he joined Suzy's Determined to UnderMine Boys club. In order to join he would have to blend in. Hobbes, a tiger, knew something about camoufl
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8thinking that one day I will be struck talented by some invisible giver of gifts and then my composition will flow out of my arms as if I'd been stabbed by ice picks. Seems like
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4But I digress, as I said, I entered the earth realm with one leg up, and as a result kicked the doctor right in the eye, his good eye, when I pass through the vagina, and
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5lost what mattered to them: their respect for others. The Spartans had learned a cruel thing in time travel: their heirs and the heirs of their heirs were soft. Spoiled. Weak.
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6...he trailed off. Salty, craggy faced, murderously drunk Cap'N Crunch stopped his singing and turned his blustery eye back at his crew. "Forward ho you blasted fools! We be
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7the punishment. The punishment was our village's way of atoning for the crimes of community. These are the evil things we all do that no one knows about. Tom prepared for the
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3So Coach flexed, stood firm and said, "I mean it. Smell my nuggets." Total silence.
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6Was I going crazy or was the bloated, rotting carcass of the beached sperm whale actually talking to me?
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5But actually Frank had meant to type the crude word. He hoped it would upset the priest and stop the wedding. The priest's phone pinged.
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4described to her children to keep them happy. Vivian knew that the adult world was chaotic and cruel. Everywhere was heartbreak and confusion. But her kids should not know.
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3ex-girlfriend kept calling us. That's why I drank. I drank hard like a divorced sailor with stomach cancer. I drank and drank until one day I woke up in a strange place. How long h
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2Oh, yeah, I'm Lena Dunham and I'm busting a fat move New York, look out. I am the new King Kong!
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4So I sobbed. Stingy salty tears pooled in my eyes, then ran down my cheek. They burned when they touched the thick seam where my lips had been sewn shut. He said, "Tell me what's