Finished Folds (201—220)
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4Life was tough as a meatball, but I lived for the thrill that at any moment I would be pronged by a fork, wizzed through the air, & thrust into someone's mouth.
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3came rushing in. "What is it, darling, son, what did you want me to call you?". "Edna, Edna, get us a *cough* banana and.." he groaned, but died before he communicate his request.
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2remained silent. They blindfolded her and she felt the car lurch forward. "Who are you people?!" She cried again. "Where are you taking me?". She tried to free her hands but the ma
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3". "Which is a what?" I asked. "Sorry, I was distracted by the mole on the end of your nose. Please, let me continue. The Xbox game "Black Shot" is
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1It was a testicluar overload for Digit. Everywhere he looked he saw something that reminded him. The tea bags he made his tea with, and when he opened his fridge the
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3Paula wasn't a vampire. After all, it's no secret that Paula is short for Dracula. "Oh my god," Fred said again, "Could it be true, Paula? For your teeth are very long and sharp."
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4early with you, she'd show up on the pre-arranged date. But no. No, that woman can take her strange food, her strange apartment and her strange city and shove it up her
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3a heckler from the back row. "How fantastic that Leonardo can carve an elephant in a melon with a sword while blindfolded." He shouted, heavy with sarcasm. "We want to see you do
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3"Say, Heron! How did you get here so soon?" "BBbbwWwaAAAAaaacCCKKk!" "Well quite, old chap. Cup of tea? Coffee? Maybe a wisky? I think we've got some
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2crossing the room. Anna sat down next to me before passing out and falling off the back of her chair. Everyone had finished dancing now and were staggering towards the
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1“MAJOR 您好 HAS LEFT ATMOSPHERE 5 AND WE HAVE RECEIVED INFORMATION TO SUGGEST THAT HE HAS WARP FACTOR 9’D TO THE LOWLY PLANET EARTH!!”
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5was unrecognisable and my money was all soggy. I had lost everything to the quicksand. Everything but my trusty companion, Dave. Dave the lion. Dave gently roared an understanding
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3he blinks. As I wink, he winks. I turned my head slightly and so did he, all the while maintaining eye contact. I doffed my hat and stepped back from the window. He
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5The inside of 'the shack' nightclub was incredible. There were holes worn in the floor from all the hard partying and the stage was made of rubber for increased
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2"Thank you, Mike." The Mole Queen said, "You smell nice too." More Mole people gasped, they weren't used to the aromal remarks. Mike was loving Mole land. Until
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10When the lunar eclipse passed and the sun came back out it felt like a new day. A new life. A new beginning. The first day of the rest of my life. I asked a stranger: "What shall I
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6On his way home he stopped of at the chicken shop and purchased a fine looking specimen. "Nice." He said. "Bwaak!" The chicken agreed. Another day over, another assistant gone.
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5I opened the door slowly and was blown away by what I saw, literally. Someone had torched my car. Great, just what I needed. As if things weren't going badly already. I saw
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1Suddenly the bread began to twist and warp and a small crusty mouth appeared. It spoke unto us: "I AM GOING TO EAT YOUR FACES!" It flopped onto the floor and bounced towards us.
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2The Dog Knight charged. The Unicorn Dragon filled his lungs. The Dog Knight lunged his bone lance. The Unicorn Dragon breathed fire rendering the onlookers unable to look on as smo