Finished Folds (21—40)
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2But sadly I shall never have the pleasure of meeting Ivanka for she lives over the hills and far away. Unless
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3toast is served best with butter." Taking this advice on board I grabbed my bread knife and began to
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2As he attempted to explain to me with gesturous enthusiasm why it was exactly that he was sitting on the floor I walked past paying no attention to him. This was largely because of
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2the moon, i'm a little short of cheese!" She giggled. She drank some more. & some more. & some more until eventually she could see space ships in the sky and
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2it was so. & so she carried the giant watermelon (with the aid of a large truck) to a stone-crushing facility so that she might eat the giant watermelon in smaller pieces. However,
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4"SING FOR ME!" He commanded. "SING FOR ME OR I SHALL..." And in that moment he was cut off by a thing that cut his head off. The thing was
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3"The name's Dader, Varth Dader, and I will end you." Spoke the kid down the phone in his lowest voice which was actually as high as
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3some poison, unable to live with himself and his poor grammar. He spent his first night in the afterlife joining in with a 'trick or treat'
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3"The cheese of the mountain is so good, i'd eat it all day if I could, but I don't have time, to go & climb, the mountain who's cheese is so good." The frog
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1littered with glitter. In the bitter sea the night before, a ship with a cargo of glitter hitta rock & sank. It's cargo flittered across the oceans & washed up on beaches colouring
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3challenged. "I, am Lucinda" she spoke seductively, swishing her pink tail. Hognar blushed a little, she was the stuff of his dreams.
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24:30 am so Sam sighed. He went back to sleep & dreamt some more. This time about a, well, I don't have space to tell you. Perhaps next time.
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3fornicate in a kind of traditional 'how's your mother in law' sort of way. I learnt more words that day including the phrase "Sorta wibo nailsum dandif" which means
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3He sharpened his knife & waited. But sadly we have run out of lines now. Read all about the "Bloody, full-mooned revenge of October the 8th" next time, if you dare.
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3Sopping Wet Joe stopped sopping when he dried himself good. The towl was sopping, but Sopping Wet Joe sopped no longer. "Stopping sopping was the best
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4And with sword in hand I hacked my way between the trembling ranks. "BLUUHH! UUGGH! AARGHH! NEERGH!" They cried, just before they died. I took
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1pink monkey bird. And I busted out his brains for the world. Finished my rocky road. Put my ray gun to his head. He began squarking. "That won't help you" I told him. I took out
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4was super frightened of. I would spend all day at school doing my best to hide from the Dutch girl. The heat that radiated from her was enough to melt a person's brain. Scary.
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5quiet. Being only a coffee maker, my wife had no brain, mouth, or anything really. She did make some damn good coffee though.
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3Everybody's got something to fold except for me and my monkey.