Finished Folds (541—560)
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2And then: "Your dinner's ready" from downstairs. "AAAHH MOM!" I protested, "I'm busy!".
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2And the clotheslines too. One line dangled too low and ensnared the daddy. The gulls pecked off his mommysuit and it was plain for all to see his real identity.
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4The world gave out a sigh of relief.They wouldn't be seeing him again, they thought. Then suddenly the molten metal erupted and the Terminator emerged in a brand new suit of armour
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2Maurice explored the website for many hours. In awe of just how many ways a man could touch a monkey in it's swimsuit area.
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3But Katherine was the one looking at the screen. Seemingly random code scrolled endlessly before her. She would wait for Ted. He would know what to do.
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4summoning the dead with misschievous intent. One cold bleak night we gathered under the full moonlight and summoned a giant woolley mammoth. This was going to be fun I thought..
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5sexy adventure story and get rich quick. Mr black seemed quite sure of this. I, was not so sure. "My interest's lie in other areas.." I tried to explain before he interrupted again
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5ck I heard a deafening sound. Alas, my ring tone was too loud again. She had replied: "I think you're great! AND I think there is an awesomeness in you that has not yet been mined.
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1I pressed 'send'. The reply came back: 'I see your html lessons are going well'. Alas, I thought, Margery didn't
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2Now that they were not so good at basket ball they decided to try zumba instead. So they headed down to the local
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2He put his phone back in his pocket but it pinged again: another text. It read "U may delete my texts Mick, but it doesn't change the fact that u only have 12 hrs to live".
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5I demanded. There was no reply. I said, "Put me back!". There was no expression in its face and its huge eyes looked straight through me. It began to grunt.
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3This is the story of the lovely rose bush. It began long ago, with a merry throng that lasted
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3"Where is Barty?!" One villager could be heard saying. Meanwhile on the other side of the monastery several sneaky suspects scandalously shackled poor
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4"I have done my duty." His departure was as sudden as his arrival as he backflipped backwards back out of the window, flipping as he went. "Thanks!" We shouted to him. The end.
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2weren't mine. Face-down, I slid along the sea of marbles, like it was an icerink. I watched them race by and desperately searched for mine. But then I realised. I had lost
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2The fat tourist stayed motionless for some time. Then finally he got up and followed her out of the room only to find she had now put a telekinesis spell on
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2If I saw ninety naked neighbours noisily navigate numerous networks in MY neighbourhood then I would surely
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4his hair ready for what was to follow. Just before he left the room the camera woman rose to her feet. "No!" cried the man. But it was too late.
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5Those reef squids really got to me. I got back in the water and made off with the bananas. I had too many. I was sinking. All those bananas stopped my tentacles working. Suddenly