Finished Folds (221—240)
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2The Dog Knight charged. The Unicorn Dragon filled his lungs. The Dog Knight lunged his bone lance. The Unicorn Dragon breathed fire rendering the onlookers unable to look on as smo
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4Morganstern. He stayed late at work furiously mashing computer buttons while his family ate dinner without him. His secretary wondered in and
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2"Put that down!" He cried. The furious Buddhist levitated into the air, lifted his open hand and lo! There
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4Anyway, basically it was a great show. Fancy a game of naked chess?" "Er, sure, what is it?" "Well it's similar to normal chess but
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5He blew a puff of smoke in my face which I stupidly let up my nose and into my lungs. There was something in it and soon I began to
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5"YOU! YOU DIDN'T?! YOU MADE A BANANA JOKE? HAVE YOU GONE BANANAS?!" She was so furious with me she didn't even notice i'd dropped her banana chips everywhere.
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10Unless you're a cannibal pig, in which case most bacon is good bacon. But basically, what i'm really trying to say is, the more bacon the merrier, most of the time. Good night."
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8". I put the film down and picked up another. "What about this one? PETE AND JULIE TAKE A ROMANTIC WEEKEND TO VENICE WHERE JULIE FALLS IN A CANAL, PETE JUMPS IN AFTER HER AND
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0In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king. Frank had one eye! Only, he wasn't in the land of the blind.
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5"I win!" I shouted. Suddenly the bridge started to rumble and from underneath we heard: "WHO DARES CROSS MY BRIDGE?". First a hand appeared, then
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3an orchestra was playing Beethoven's 9th symphony. But before he could enjoy the show, the police burst in with a crescendo and took him far, far away.
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4"Anyway, Gran, as you're all alone in this big house, I thought you might like a friend." He placed a fish in a fishbowl on the table. "Oh! It's beautiful, i'll name it Arnold!".
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2Applied the handbrake. Switched on the hazards. Phoned for help: "What seems to be the problem, sir?" "HELP ME!" I cried, the wolf was now nearly
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0his face. The giant robotic dinosaur sat down beside him and said "What do you command, master?". The boy rubbed his hands together and said "Well, I command you to
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4think you can get away with this?" She came at me and pulled a double barreled shotgun from her back pocket. Oh dear. I reached into my pocket and found
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4go to the doctors to sort out his condition, but was too embarrassed to do so. So instead he settled for a little retail therapy and took a trip to the shopping centre. There he
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2a defense against dangerous fruits class in Tanganyika. Adam went downstairs and poured himself a
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7would receive them! She grabbed the fake Panda and tore off his costume, revealing to the world that he was really a human imposter. "Well, well" said
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1"Or even thrice upon a time" I added, which was fatal because
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2potatoes? I will get banned. That's what.