Finished Folds (221—240)
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4Morganstern. He stayed late at work furiously mashing computer buttons while his family ate dinner without him. His secretary wondered in and
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2"Put that down!" He cried. The furious Buddhist levitated into the air, lifted his open hand and lo! There
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4Anyway, basically it was a great show. Fancy a game of naked chess?" "Er, sure, what is it?" "Well it's similar to normal chess but
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5He blew a puff of smoke in my face which I stupidly let up my nose and into my lungs. There was something in it and soon I began to
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5"YOU! YOU DIDN'T?! YOU MADE A BANANA JOKE? HAVE YOU GONE BANANAS?!" She was so furious with me she didn't even notice i'd dropped her banana chips everywhere.
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10Unless you're a cannibal pig, in which case most bacon is good bacon. But basically, what i'm really trying to say is, the more bacon the merrier, most of the time. Good night."
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8". I put the film down and picked up another. "What about this one? PETE AND JULIE TAKE A ROMANTIC WEEKEND TO VENICE WHERE JULIE FALLS IN A CANAL, PETE JUMPS IN AFTER HER AND
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0In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king. Frank had one eye! Only, he wasn't in the land of the blind.
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5"I win!" I shouted. Suddenly the bridge started to rumble and from underneath we heard: "WHO DARES CROSS MY BRIDGE?". First a hand appeared, then
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3an orchestra was playing Beethoven's 9th symphony. But before he could enjoy the show, the police burst in with a crescendo and took him far, far away.
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4"Anyway, Gran, as you're all alone in this big house, I thought you might like a friend." He placed a fish in a fishbowl on the table. "Oh! It's beautiful, i'll name it Arnold!".
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2Applied the handbrake. Switched on the hazards. Phoned for help: "What seems to be the problem, sir?" "HELP ME!" I cried, the wolf was now nearly
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0his face. The giant robotic dinosaur sat down beside him and said "What do you command, master?". The boy rubbed his hands together and said "Well, I command you to
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4think you can get away with this?" She came at me and pulled a double barreled shotgun from her back pocket. Oh dear. I reached into my pocket and found
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4go to the doctors to sort out his condition, but was too embarrassed to do so. So instead he settled for a little retail therapy and took a trip to the shopping centre. There he
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2a defense against dangerous fruits class in Tanganyika. Adam went downstairs and poured himself a
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7would receive them! She grabbed the fake Panda and tore off his costume, revealing to the world that he was really a human imposter. "Well, well" said
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1"Or even thrice upon a time" I added, which was fatal because
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2potatoes? I will get banned. That's what.
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4Henry Feline had an odd name. I'll mention that, because if I don't, it will be the Elephant in the room. Everyone else was playing with a tennis racket and Henry had a salmon.