Finished Folds (321—340)
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2" I said. "It's not?" Asked Simon. "Damn right it's not over" I cried,"Hear these words, I will not rest until I have slain those abducting aliens! Simon, I need to borrow your
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2My man returned at the end of the week with news that the assassin was none other than Willy the wild of Wyoming."Well he must be terminated at once, ho! Sally fetch me my cigars."
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1a notorious world leader wearing a face mask of my wife's face. I confessed I had seen through his disguise and he removed the mask revealing a familiar face. He reached into his p
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4IRREVERSIBLY!" They looked blank. "Which world are you referring to, Pete? I see no threat to our world." Pete turned red and shouted, "THE WORLD OF HAMSTERS! IF WE DON'T DISABLE T
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5thought of home. He wished he hadn't because it made him think of Hilda. The sea of assorted fluids began to broil and his eyeball-raft began to pitch and yarn. The Martian noticed
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4The shock ricocheted up Julia's spine and into her brain where it hit something that killed her instantly and through her dying eyes she saw the clown smile. Job done.
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6CRAAASH! Ping! Clatter! "Sorry about the door. Do come in. Are you...." BOOoooooooooOOMMM! BAAaaannNGG!! SMAaaaaaaaAASH. "...hungry?" CREAeeeeeEaeeeeeeEEEEaaaakkkkkKKK! KLUNK!
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2. "Get up Bob!" said Sarah. But her voice was drowned out by Bob's singing, "THE ANSWER MY FRIEND, IS BLOWIN' IN THE WIND. THE ANSWER IS BLOWIN' IN THE WIND."
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4as I looked at the contents of the toilet. "Hello Max" a voice said from behind. "Pam! How, erm, nice to see you." She must have come in through the bathroom window whilst I was fl
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3like seagulls circle fishing boats. As I looked closer I saw that it wasn't energy flying around him, it was actually seagulls. Did the old wise man have a fish hidden under his ha
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4an aquatic friend. I visited the Squid shop, but nothing took my fancy. I headed home, hanging my head, but as I passed the Whale shop, something did take my fancy. He was big and
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12Henry, Emma, Liam, Larry, Olivia, Simon, Lola, Isabel, Mary, Will, Hillary, Isaac, Terry. My office, now.
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4and shopping bags stuffed under her arm. But today was different. And so her room mate asked: "Sierra, would you care for something from the shop?". Sierra was
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4as through the mist emerged a gigantic mechanised child's doll with rocket launchers for fingers. It stumbled towards the wanna-be-world-dominators wrecking havock as it went. It
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3But then the computer screen displayed something I never saw coming. I refreshed the log just to be sure, and sure enough it read: 10,000 incoming
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7Now go to bed." "Aw come on dad! Tell us another story. Tell us the one about the bear who had pink fur on his, on his, you know his
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4"I was just curious." I explained, "But your answer told me all I needed to know." So I packed my bags and left, never to be seen again.
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1"What matters to you, and why?" He asked me. I paused and replied: "What matters to me is most certainly the Southern California drywall strike." He looked baffled and I
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6"BWWAAAA!!" Cried the monster when it saw that its prey had escaped. It sat down and twiddled its thumbs whilst it waited for someone else to come along. He would rip them limb fro
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3I grew even colder. Every muscle in my body began to shiver, including the ones that open and close one's eyes. This made it very hard to see what I was doing and I