Finished Folds (301—320)
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4lled Christmas Pie. Unbelievable I know, but bear with me 'cos this is WIERD! Anyway, I was only a few months old at the time, I know you're thinking UNBELIEVABLE, but really, I wa
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4was being shoved into the back of the van by the gangstas he thought back to his martial arts training. He could hear the guru's voice in his head "Geoffrey," It said "Rember
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3Nate blinked in the bright light. "Welcome to heaven." Said a soft voice. He looked about, a giant carrot floated above him and there were luscious carrot fields as far as the eye
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10BANG! My lights went out. I woke up what felt like days later in a hospital bed. A multi-lighted machine next to me gave off an innocuous *beep* then shut down. I couldn't see any
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6at himself, "It's no good!" He cried "If I can't construct proper sentences what good am I?" He pulled the trigger. Meanwhile the guy on the floor groaned. His eyes
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5a skip for almost a month. I couldn't wait. My heart was racing. I danced and skipped through the streets, barefooted, looking for the perfect skip. People stared, but I didn't car
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4"What a pointless animal a cat is" he thought "They do nothing but bring in dead mice and purr annoyingly. Pointless. Unless you get a real cat. Like a lion." This gave him an idea
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5not been injected by aliens, or at least some of them had but they are now humans. So what T.V really needs is a super hero show featuring a neanderthal. It could be called
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4Test 1: Testing. This is a test. Testing 1 2 3. BOOM! Test failed. Test 2: Testing. This is a test. Testing 1 2 3.
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5I recited the incantation and apparently got it right. A purple light appeared in the distance and grew brighter and brighter. The grease I had covered my body in protected me fro
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2" Asked the professor, "And why is this?" The student answered: "The solar day is gradually getting longer because Earth's rotation is slowing down ever so slightly." The professor
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6to rule. Yes, I shall be king!". The cook looked blankly at the Jester before laughing his head off, "You want ME to kill the king and have you crowned in his place? HAHAHAHAH".
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5in fright. "AAAAHHHHH!!" I screamed. This was not good because it attracted Justin Bieber's attention. We made eye contact. He moved towards me. I ran.
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1She took my hand and lead me upstairs into her cellar. I was expecting a kiss, and maybe more. But instead she showed me a pile of rotten carrot ends. "Nate," she said "WHAT
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2She took my hand and lead me upstairs into her cellar. I was expecting a kiss, and maybe more. But instead she showed me a pile of rotten carrot ends. "Nate," she said "WHAT
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4he was rushed to hospital and informed of his impending death-by-obesity. "You'll humour a dying man. Fetch me some cookies won't you? And to go with the cookies can you get some
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2myself, or attempted murder or suicide or whatever. Prison is not what it was, it's not even what it is. In fact it may not even be what it will be and if I get put inside I'll nev
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4"This should sort your addiction." Said the doctor as he dangled the carrot in front of Nate's eyes. Hand-cuffing him to the chair, he said "Give it a few days and you'll be sick o
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5All my hairs stood on end. Every single one, including the one's I didn't even know I had. Then they turned purple and glew purple light. I took my finger out of the socket but all
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5"Is that a pizza or are you just pleased to see me?" Someone asked. He saw there was a whole bunch of hobos coming at him. He knew they were here for his pizza. "NEVER!" He cried b