6 Folds
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To get to the root of the problem I was going have to remove each of my fingers. I had stolen a cleaver from the local butcher and my plan was to start with my left pinky. It was -
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Melanie finished reading and brought her eyes up to glance at her classmates. Billy was picking his nose. Tom was fast asleep. Christine was flicking her the bird. No appreciation.
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I wanted him to writhe in agony before me. I still remember watching Mission Impossible 2 and that scene with the white doves. His smirking midget face. My time was now. I loaded
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Harry spoke slowly, drawing out his vowels in long strokes of increasing loudness. Carol didn't really know why he spoke to her like this. She wasn't deaf or retarded. Maybe he
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I traded my all my baseball cards to Tommy for his pet Slug, Oliver. I'm starting to think I was ripped off. He doesn't move much. That little shit jipped me. I tried prodding
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I was stuck in the restroom with no toilet paper. Stranded right after the biggest bout of diahrrea I'd ever had. I hear the door open and the boss walks in.
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Miss. Willard was a kindly old woman who lived at the end of the street. She passed out toothbrushes every Halloween instead of candy. She smiled a lot. I hated her, but not for
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Sixteen years after her brutal death, I awoke to find my girlfriend painting her toe nails on the side of my bed. She was pale and smelled faintly of embalming fluid. She looked at
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My name is Joe. I have three nipples. Sometimes I'm ashamed when I have to go to the public pool. Sometimes I enjoy the attention. But what I like most of all is the
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The old gravedigger stared down into the pit. He propped himself on his shovel and rubbed his chin. Well, this was unusual. He had never had a corpse sit up and stare at him.
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Lisa lifted the gooey cinnamon roll to her mouth and took a bite. Todd laughed. "You know what they put in those things?" Lisa shrugged. "Well, I'll tell you. They put
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The toy soldiers marched onward. Their tiny wooden legs creaking as they moved. Their objective was clear. Their mission had been set. Little Timmy had to die.
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quickly to claim his coveted prize. Oh sweet day. It was here and all his for the taking. He landed carefully on the outer elastic band and began to make his way down. His wings
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"Take it." I looked down at the old man and smiled. "Thank you." I said. He walked away leaving me standing there on the street corner holding a dead gerbil. I began to regret
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Johnny B. had ridden over 2000 horses in his life, but this one was different. He could tell from the moment he got into the saddle. The horse was clearly overweight, but something
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Seeking a brief reprieve from taking care of grandmother, I made my way to the bathroom. I had heard from family that she was hiding some strong stuff in her medicine cabinet,
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Taco Bell inspired dump. Huge. I had to get the plunger after it and BOOM gone. They did eventually find it. One of those wily sea turtles had made off with it. Case closed.
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celery sticks. I rushed to the nearest supermarket and had just begun to munch on a fresh green treat when the pimpled clerk walked up. "Sir, I'm afraid you'll have to pay for
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. He stepped into the room and grimaced at the sounds and smells that assaulted him. His neighbors were disgusting. They were engaged in all manner of depraved acts. He felt sick.
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The problem came in the form of the giant, shrieking vampire hellbats that had made their home in the cave. Sleep wasn't an option due their screaming and their dung was piled so