Finished Folds (301—320)
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4meager living selling Cheezits dipped in Tabasco and a spoonful of molasses with pickle juice called sour savor cheese nipples. She was discarded but their business took off with a
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5full of Crazy Eddies frozen fanny filters. They trapped flatulence in suspended animation for shipping to the sun. The extra gaseous matter would also help to keep the sun alive.
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6I had to admire her hot fashion sense and so I purchased a copy. Sadly by the time I got my leather striped thong it was out of fashion and I had to wait for it to go retro.
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3attracted sharks. They swarmed her but she was no fool she led them to the hot stud she had wanted to impress. Surely he would protect her. Oh well there are more fish in the sea.
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3quited love. No she had to womp and he had to finish and soon they had two kids. Muffy and Snookums. Muffy was fluffy and Snookums was stupid. Not nice to say but both agreed.
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4gone up in flames if he actually made it to 1001 Folded Stories he would be legend or so he thought. He typed like a mad man. His fingers become numb and slid off his hands.
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3they ever created. Jello slides across the floor making the aisle of the bus slippery. The driver is long gone now out the window and the passengers all dance gaily to the tune of
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1New South Wales. Her Aussie tan and Beach bum attitude were just the ticket for convincing people they wanted pay their protection money. Being tossed to the crocks or the barbie w
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11Slappy the Mad Clown, Custer, Mrs. McGurk, the Asian woman. And all of the writers here are all subject to characterization. "Why do you ask?" The PurpleProf asked. The little boy
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5"Oh you saucy knave," The king smiled. "Your pink tights won't save you. I wear a metal cod piece!" The village bully lay crumpled on the ground holding his foot.
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5stinks of sewage." Her mother was on to me despite becoming a stockbroker. We would never be together. Then it dawn on me how would a wealthy golf club owner know sewer smell?!
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3They submerged my head in the toilet over and over. "Admit it you ARE and agent of ISIS." "No it's all my insurance company's way of keeping me from getting my claim pay out! Glug
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2ly. the shocking electricity charged her battery to full and she shot off to the moon. Each night I pined for her. I finally found hope of reaching my moonlit beauty when a passing
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6This purveyor of loud sounds most not pleasant at all. He hardly lived up to his name. I plugged my ears waiting for the wall to rise. But as I did they circumlocuted it in boats.
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2less lube had caused the pain but in fact the truth was it was only because mam Rubix was now pregnant with 7 baby Rubix cubes. Papa Rubix had to sleep on the couch.
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3. More difficult than usual, the iguana had lodged itself in the drain. The suckomatic jammed. He had to swim in. But he did it. And they served him carmel cheescake as a reward.
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6I was stuck having to sweep up Grandma's chainsaw wood dust. It got in my ears and gave me and ear infection. Grand ma was insane her home improvement cleanings had to go. I called
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5sted city slicker dudes and repatriated the inferior hybrids of alien nations. Super Farmer to the rescue!This is what passed for cartoons these days young Timmy thought.
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10nd smiled. He gave coy smile, "The train's Oslo but, we have to unpack the dead weight," he pointed to JMan. Det winked, "Got ya but he's my key witness. So out the window you go!"
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7, "the waffle iron is faster and the eggs get those crispy edges without burning." My seeing eye dog Alphonso replied continuing to make breakfast. "Oh, we're having company," he s