Finished Folds (341—360)
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7I"I got a new car! It runs on pig power!" I was so excited. "Hambone? What's wrong?" But My Boarish friend just glared at me.
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4sobbed. "Get up and run," a glowing heat lamp above him commanded ominously. "or be eaten." The sandwich struggled. Then jamming two french fries into his torso he hot fired it out
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3the tea set away. "No boy of mines playing girl games," he slurred in a drunken rage. "All genders are equal," his mother smacked his pops with a frying pan, took Good Boy and left
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7name was a secret code for opening pandora's box and exempt from the records. Don Key was exonerated and Mon Key arrested after discovering the trial was his plan to open the box.
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6He had two pair. But The man in the first pew rolled snake eyes. "You soul is mine!" laughed Hades. The man crumpled to the floor his soul was sucked down through the floor boards.
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3noun. He could barely write Happy Birthday! Elmo was outed in the public eye. <MUPPETS ARE DUMB!> the headline read. Dr. Fernstain had to take him pro-bono for thereapy.
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5"You can never replace an exploded head," she chided. He cried, " I was only having fun." Zombie kids are so unpredictable," she drug me off to the corner. "Stay there 'til you
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5. He said, "Oh those are the softest tires I have ever been run over by. Were those polar bear winter treads? I gotta get me some of those!" The rabbit headed to the furry tire sto
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4to vote for a different candidate!" I shouted."There should be a an E none of the above please submit a new candidate line!" his arm flopped out of my grip he kicked me in the head
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4"Some people just don't get us," the tiles complained. "That's it I'm going back to China where we are played like poker not memory!" the south wind stomped off. Matchless mahjong
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3me in gold doubloons. Or I was going to pole dace at their school in nothing but my studded leather thong and all my glorious 300lbs skin. Would they pay? Or would I dance?
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4I shouted to all the sunbathers who'd waited for the summer sun to shine. It was like watching bacon fry, sizzling bodies everywhere. God I love thongs!
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7Agent K gave up on driving to the ball and copped a ride with a passing hovercraft. He arrived fashionably late wearing nothing but a white rose and silk boxers. The heavy radiatio
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7I sat and wondered. Then my Uncle Bob came in and said it's time. My mind reading has revealed you are ready for your first trip to Earth. Here on Glopslic we thought we were alone
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6filled him with nostalgia. Beth-Anne swooned her psychic powers grabbed Allen by the heart and pulled him to the love chamber. However; she miscalculated how fragile his heart was
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5words exploded into existence. The most commonly used ones were "NO" "STOP" and "HELP" having generations of children for such a long time Adam and Eve were overwhelmed.
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3a demigod. The devil worshiping Mr. Pgdzhkjzxbvski PhD had no intention of allowing her onceleoparda Leopard spots to infect others with a positive can do attitude. She escaped thr
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4please forgive me I am a depraved cow, she thought. The farmer watched as the Dark Lord disintegrated into a puddle of black blood. He fed this to the black farm cat. She alone had
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5Why were we nominating a defunct trumpet that had a guinea pig tupee as the president? How had I manged to move forward so far in time? Last I remembered it was 1925 and I was read
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4Top Doc opened the door. Usher?!! dog what are you doing here? But to his dismay it wasn't Usher it was the ghost of Tupac. "Toooooop Dooooc be waaaarned theeey'r coooming."