Finished Folds (361—380)
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2sludged around the corner with the salt trailing behind them. Bloob turned into a blob and snog truned into snot. The snails raced as if their life depended on it. And it did. Glob
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3was at least refreshing. No one cared about gender or the right neighborhoods. DangerMouse could wear silky stockings and skin tight silk shorts if he wanted. And he skipped along
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5lobster claw into my swollen mouth to pull out my infected tonsils. Unfortunately he grabbed my larynx instead. I still get sick but you won't hear me complain. I sued the doctor b
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6Aunt Em and Dorothy died of ... of? Oh oh I got it canker sores. They started in the mouth after too many suckers with the lollipop guild and spread all over there body. Too bad th
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7Shelley cut my heart out and called to the mutant octopus. "Over here big fella!" he couldn't resist and followed it into the isolation tank, which locked with a click. Luckily I
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2revealed that she had cornered the market on revenge and ex-lax. With DJ Pimp out of the way Melissa was free to take over the stage. She DJed about political issues and soon the
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3"Your just an antetarian? I can't do it I can't live on only ants!" "It's all right John. You don't have to, little morsel. Come closer I want to nibble your antenna dear."
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3And the prude lady at the other table fainted in a tremendous fart. Mean while the owner kept his head and doubled the bill. All of it was filmed and played back as viral video.
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3Poor Bill became so nude sensitivity that he could no longer even tolerate the site of his own naked face and wore a ski mask everywhere. They confused him for a bank robber. 8-10!
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6Why do you ask?" James peered around the corner at his lovely wife Shelley. Who worked for the W.H.O.. The baby was gone Jimmy their toddler burped his satisfaction and charged.
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4He'd been practicing his serve and his kick all week. Jeremy was stoked. That was until he saw who was the pitcher, Fast finger Freddie, kickball's meanest pitcher. Jeremy gulped
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5rickshaw rolled under the bridge. I slipped into the trunk of VW bug from the 60's going God knows where. I now live in Oklahoma as a cow puncher. That shit hurts your hands.
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3That trombone had seen her through the worst and best of times on the streets of New Orleans. Her father had disowned her because he hated jazz. But undaunted she had held fast to
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6The largest tomato protecting nose blow in history. Uncle Julie and Caleb nominated it for the best new nose in a musical category at the Emmies and she won!
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6But life is unfair to someone who must be seen at all times as a compassionate person. He sought therapy for his glory mongering. The therapist was a sexy blonde in a red suit.
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3I wanted to try new inventive pho recipes at My Aunt Hoa's restaurant, the 777. I added pheasant and red wine. I tried duck and mushrooms. But my best Pho fusion recipe was
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7The secret of Folding Stories is one part imagination, one part perspiration and two parts insanity. Luckily we here at Folding Story have an over abundance of all of those.
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6Joe spread his dark feathery paper wings. In that instant did he become aware of his punishment for tempting the Gods. He had become an angel, a dark angel.
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3But here, up on Melancholy Hill, you can't get what you want but, you can get me. The song drifted through his mind to much weed will do that to a slap happy monkey. The sharks sw
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2and root canals are required to get rid of freckle kneed women. I looked cross eyed at Gramps. Geeze old man get with it! Freckle kneed chicks are the hottest. You need to be more