Finished Folds (681—700)
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2any use to get me out of this giant mutated redwood on loan from the California EPA historical tree society. I had to do something! So I grabbed my fat flaps & spread them & jumped
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5It exploded out of her cheese puff stuffed mouth onto the mirror & a tiny vein in her head burst and she passed out dreaming of cheese puff people in puffy coats who
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6If your drunk & you know it clap your hands & take a taxi & a breath mint & vomit in the other bathroom. If your drunk & you know but, you don't really want to show it get a room
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1"Hey Spanky!"
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9became a franchise on Vulcan. All the Spocks and Spockettes were the almost happiest Vulcans ever. Which is why Starbucks became illegal. It became part of the Romulan underground
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6the story it told of how his old lady was doing the plumber left me speechless. I could only console him with my world famous potato pickle pie. Between bites he
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7niently. I already knew I was mad. I pushed only one button. The escape pod! It landed me safely in Toledo where only the old people could see me & only a disembodied bowl of jello
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2super sex appeal. He wore Chef Emeril's culinary creation to the presidential inauguration speech. It was a huge success and he was nearly naked by the end of the evening.
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3searching for it. Finally I gave up and purchase so happy hooker heels and plastic bag dress instead. I would wear these to the ball. It would solve all my problems to marry the
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2hunger cut threw the air & the opposition knew this mail clad warrior meant business. The clash of steel the cut of sinew and the crush of bone it was over in an instant. A new era
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4become perverse the only words this language could be used to spell were either dirty, angry, or unknown. Thus perversionangrilese was born and almost no one to escape it's spread.
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5The late Sheeple fest where the roses that were pruned were worn as a fancy headdress. People brought the Sheeple offerings of woven bug wing dresses & danced gaily about them.
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7And only in the end did he realize what he had done. Death arrived burnt the farm and drug him to hell where he is daily slaughtered by cows.
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4high too low? I decided on a black skirt & a blouse with the words to slow ride to hell on it. The devil grinned right be for he fired me & sent me to the end of the line, again.
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1capable of making yourself into any of the breeds in your mix the other was that no one could identify the culprit. I turned to a life of crime and went to fetch something awesome.
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4better. I was at home, as most the others were also losing fingers by the mm. I quickly became "sexy sawfinger" & was promoted to chief cheese cutter. Damn it the bench is blue!
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4Unfortunately my dad is a cop. He saw me in my new ski mask running happily toward him waving my new gun in the air and tazed me good. I never felt so many volts running through me
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4So instead he donned a bullet proof cape & tight Lycra unitard & set out to hand out Satan Clause comics to all the children of life altering tragic events.
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4finally at his most sour point. Mr. Lemonhead longed to be a Hungarian superstar and sing on their version of the Voice. He donned his spandex suit and headed out to
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6center. Her soul had shifted into the red zone. She was the MVP supreme trapped in a female form. No acceptance of women. Oh well next life she would make them rue the day! hahaha!