Finished Folds (701—720)
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3She made kitten soft facial bars & meow mix meat pies. Only the elite could afford it. But the secret cat burglar society found her. What evidence the coppers had it was them? None
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5. They clucked a nerve inducing cackle of cacophony. He shook in his white apron. Had he really done such an injustice to these chicken by fricasseeing them. They lunged pecking t
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8worshiped the underwear king a secret Heman hater. The under wear king loved to put holes and skid marks on his nemesis's tidy whities. Lo and behold the garbageman suffered
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3press charges for the #3. I would seek out of pocket compensation. I received two chocolate bars & some pocket lint. I knitted it into a sweater & gave to he who shall not be name.
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8They all discovered in therapy that the shame of carpet pooping was a mutual embarrassment. Bitsy knew that most dogs like her had long got over this. She had not. In fact she
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6I am crazy!
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2the center courtyard. The ladies of the court seem reasonably impressed & the lords fairly envious. I wondered if the peasant & his open codpiece on the tapestry were related to
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1deep into the chamber of secrets chamber of super secrets. Hermoine chased after the offending cat & with one scoop of the magic goop surrounding her became a dog & ate him. Ha Ha!
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2a free trip back to his happy house in Bora Bora. Because everyone had written in the Easter Bunny as their candidate of choice. The inaugural speech mostly consisted of him tossin
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4eat hot pockets instead they tasted like cardboard though, mostly because I was too poor to afford real ones and ate the box pictures from the neighbor's garbage just when I
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7New liberation by melting the unbelievers and drinking them with marshmallows. The perfection soon became marred when the Candy cane clan invaded with birthday candle canons. And
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4ed. I was ready for world domination but, the hot pocket was not. I skipped it & found ways cut power here and there. I was labeled a terrorist but, I was trying to save the world
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3was desperate & offered to pay for sex. I had him arrested & adopted Granny a hyper dog that I fed sugary treats & sent loud toys for Christmas & birthdays. My ovaries were safe or
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3I had learned the back of my Tandem Siamese Twin's head like a book. One day his head began to form a crack. The crack grew and oozed. It was revolting until I realized that if
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7A gust of wind swept through the garbage dump scooping his dust bunny form high into the air & dispersing him gently in each of his fans's homes. Learning of their depression he
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5in in purgatory would enjoy B movies since they only got to watch others in pain and suffering. So the shot the flick. They included two dancing bears and a scream scene starring
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4The roses bending in the wind & dancing in costumes informed us that the gardener was watching us skinny dip in Aunty Lucy's pool of pudding. We were now painfully embarrassed as
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3someone decoded the hidden message about captain crunch when you read the book backwards Dan Brown was revealed as a secret double double agent of the left kingdom who
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2like the men who live in my secret compartment under the dash. They love bacon jello with a dash of maple syrup. That's how I bribe them to steal old popcorn machines for my
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8The now folded play rather than story developed a plot twist where the young couple getting married were capture by rogue monologuing fashionista pirates with nail guns who