Finished Folds (741—760)
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2I show up with 3 giant tunas dipped in sating sedative sauce. & in my best shark suit tux sing happy birthday in 100 languages, keeping her a perfect 45° angle. *crosses fingers*
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3"That's all right, I always wanted a copy of your butt cheeks!" He chuckled and we got drinks with helium mixed in. EET WEES FEEN! (It was fun!)*Hic cough Burp!*
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3satisfied with the lap of luxury. Two hundred year old scotch & Louis Vuitton slippers by a grand pool on a private island. That's why death by pink dancing elephants was fitting.
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3Her stench was world famous for causing seizures and uncontrollable gas. She knew it wouldn't kick in until the next day when she new the post master had a hot date with her ex.
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4Deagle died 6 hours before. Officers investigated Twerk but, he'd morphed into a pile of mold & concluded it was alien fairies Mr. Dougie since tiny wings were found at the scene.
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4they made an oil punch and grease cake, frosted with transmission fluid. Then when they lit the candles the whole house lit up like a Christmas tree - fire. She ran in circles til
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2. However; the her sisters had their own index & made sure that his stays were shorter & more uncomfortable each time. He frequently went to sleep in the guest room & and woke in
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6mom or tree doctor for that matter. She could grow trees like no one's business but, kids are harder. Water them as she may they still whined and demanded and eventually
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5ll just miss the prom and the day old bread fest. Then in a shock of light I am transformed into a heavily sedated butterfly. My wings spread and
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7Chocolate covered pretzels dipped in caramel coated mint ice ream wasn't enough to drown my disappointment at having been fired by the worlds worst company.
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5to their instruments & cursed them to play music forever. It was all too amusing except when they used the crapper. Then it was just disgusting but, we still laughed.
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2the northern lights in summer. God laughed and said, "You're no King!" and then exiled him to live in a muddy pond in French Guiana where his only visitors were poison dart frogs.
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3be prerequisite. Then there will be fruit salad making as final course work. All the sane people will be forced to study nuts'til they are nuts. Then in the insanity we will happy!
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3to bring forth random news for CBS and BBC. Hold still!" It stung me. I became one with the universe & buzzed into your brain corrupting it beyond help & stuck you on FS forever.
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5But due to my innocent nature I signed in blood & was the proud new owner of a pair of baby demons. They loved living with me & found teething on my sofa and fine china a ball. But
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3I would sneak into the Abominable Korean Snowman's wife's garden and sneak ice peppers, which despite their name and growing climate were surprisingly hot. When caught she
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3After all butter on flies is disgusting as is blue sausages. But Ryan persevered crossing the English channel three times in just one year. He was hailed as the worlds foremost
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4however; that is the juxtaposition of life. We see & hear things that are neither useful or real. Take for instance Springy the Mad Clown who is secretly in love with Custer. They
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4adopted him and named him Clark Kent 2. He was immediately similar to Superman. Our Adopted son couldn't lift cars but he could lift large
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5They matched her lovely cement shoes & rooftop gardens trended to compensate. Polly was a trend setter in gardens & shoes until cement became passe. Jack hammers everywhere!