Finished Folds (721—740)
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5Fortunately cats can eat hamsters or unfortunately for the Hamsters. The experiment was a complete fiasco. There were hamster bones everywhere and the board of hamster rights
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1Carmelo managed to hold in the tar - barely- but swallowed some accidentally. He felt ill an chucked ll over the cake and Roz the receptionist. Maynard the janitor was appalled and
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4nose in it. But that was too simple instead they tied him to the out side of a box and mailed him with Nermal to Abu Dhabi where he was forced to clean up after sick camels forever
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3however; he was unaware that the plastic for the tank he'd strapped to the cow's butt was made of a gas reactive polymer & it opened a portal to the nether world instead. Demons
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4warned him "crazy is as crazy does". So he carved the pumpkins to look like elves & painted the roses red, complained the elves had been slacking & that is why the roses were dead.
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4instead they were turned into small children again. The global reset button also turn frogs into tad poles.Though sometimes it crossed their DNA making child mutant ninja frogs
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4Shelley sought her revenge on Beat Bat, sure she was the bitch in his rap. She put super glue on both sides of his scratch records. They were stuck to the turn table & he was stuck
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3pick my nose in public while singing I'm a little tea pot in french backwards and watching Hilary Clinton campaign ads. I knew this would get me harassed but I couldn't help it I
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3Jason, Hannibal Lector, and the three stooges who confused the warning note not to attend this soiree as an invitation to give a speech on home antics. What a mess, Larry
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5Oh Zero, Zero wherefore art thou Zero in my checking balance. "Ask not what your publicity manger can do for you but rather what you can do for your ..." "NO!" Me & my uncle left &
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2who had jackshitz puppies with my shitty she mut, Sheena. But enough of this shit on to how my manly meeting with my Muslim main man made me more than most men or wo-men.
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5sprinkled him with left over sugar from the sugar plum fairy's secret stash and served him for dinner with a fine keyonte wine. "Take that for all the years of unpaid servitude!"
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3the heart of the redwood forest beckoned me to join them. The smell of cedar and pine sent through the gates of paradise where Yul Brenner was singing something from the King & I
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5Suddenly a greater mind entered the game. Our minds were melted & we spent eternity enjoying ice cream while doing macrame. Beware of the one eyed man!
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4Thankfully it was not theirs but the unlucky stray cat they had taken in on a whim begrudgingly letting it have their left over fries. Saved by the stray they rolled safely out th
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2& the chillies. Therefore; I disguised myself a Politician, who are renown for their ability to repulse everyone. Life is great, bodyguards & voter fraud!
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3made me sick. I ralfed all over the sexy blonde next to me and she passed it on to the kid in the khaki lederhosen. The kid also became ill and soon it turned into a
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5Luckliy, she no longer cared and offed the head mafia guy herself, leaving the indopolifrenchanesian mafia completely under her control. Her first order was to make all men wear
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1Yes, surprisingly because, Billybob Magee is the other candidate and he is proud of how fast he can shart in public. What horrible choices. I wrote in my vote, boring Bob.
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6a spy for the French Secret Service & 007 couldn't hold a candle. So, he ignored the bum-bums & called the clean up crew who made it all disappear & FifI who made it all better. ;)