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“treats?” Ralph’s ipecac syrup complemented her putrid pancakes perfectly. She would win no prize, but Sally knew Ralph would survive. -
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looking for a randy mole rat. I succeed and oddly enough his name was Randy. However, Randy worked vice and I got caught in a mole rat sex sting operation. Not cool, Randy.
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sperlunker convinced that debaucherous cults were simply illusory. He thought he could hold out on joining any such cult. However, in the end , the sperlunker caved.
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deep into the scatalogical world of golden toilets. Jameson was never really a good unemployment officer, matchmaking the unemployed to the available jobs, but the former cop took
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the bonds of earth, the Minotaur spirit attempted - unsuccessfully - at goring Theseus’ temporal body. Theseus felt a slight tickle, turned toward Princess Ariadne and exclaimed:
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The Feet stomped all over The Storyline and its demanding Capitalize-Unnecessary-Words-Convention and dismembered-body-part gimmick.
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but Bones didn’t mind. Spock’s lobes were the real McCoy to Bones’ aural sexual fantasies, where no man had gone before.
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hindu priest, just getting out of his ashram. Funny thing, my shoes were made from leather.
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the band mates stated that they were all out of love, and proceeded to expire right in front of the assembly. The entire stadium immediately became pacified.
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Severus would not reveal his secret longing for Harry's
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Drucilla was a very ample girl.
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"Why can't I rip the tag off of the mattress??!!!" Stacy knew why, but she did not let on. She wanted Terri to
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Several years ago, I left the marketing racket. I was tired of the old slog. Ready for some excitement. But the bills just were not getting paid, so that was when I entered
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Boris followed the haughty woman as she exited the stage. This would be one time when she would not
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Listening to the satellite radio station play the old "Johnny Dollar" whodunnit radio program from the 50s, Jared knew that he would be extra-sensitive to any sudden
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--- sorry, numistatist -- decided to pay for the drumming venture all in wheathead pennies. The desk clerk proceeded to quit in a huff.
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but was a bit out of tune. Nevertheless, the serenaded penguin swooned at his ecclessiastical ditty, and what a ditty it was.
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Shark Week had run its course; the once-biting wit had bitten off more than he could chew, leaving some gummed and milquetoast phrases.
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"OMG, look at Ben's cute butt!" Gianna texted her BFF Destiny 5 feet away from her and 11 feet from the 17yo male walking past the Claire's mall store where the girls worked.
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The page stared blankly back at me. Its alabaster facade with horizontal lines looked like a cheap, closed venetian blind, blocking out the light of creativity. This deadline had