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the graveyard. As the hordes of undead circled around her slowly, but relentlessly, she eventually ran out of energy. She dropped her weapon, and within seconds was -
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an answer. Screw it, I thought, this would be enough money for my one way trip to Bermuda. "Deal" I replied, accepting my prize money and
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This was the moment I had been waiting for. I was about to become a celebrity. If I flashed my breasts at the exact point Tom Cruise left his hotel, I would be recognized across
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it wasn't for the fact he couldn't sing. Weeks later he returned to his day job as Assistant Regional Manager at Lidl. It wasn't his dream but the money was good. That and the
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for the lives of dogs, slain by none other than the hands of Michael Vick. As Vick begun snapping canine necks, Madden's power increased tenfold, imbued with their blood. He was
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"Special Delivery here, looks heavy doc" replied the voice. It was Rob the delivery man, a reliable man but completely ignorant to my experiments. It was the Corpse Animator X90
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In that moment I realized there was no point pretending anymore, he would find out eventually. I handed myself over. Now, sitting in my cell and writing this diary, I understand.
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this was the work of none other than the stationary killer. No wonder there weren't any fingerprints left at the scene of the crime, just fine traces of soft rubber. The detective
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As we worked and worked, they watched and laughed, throwing the occasional dog into 'the pit' for us to eat. We were so hungry we would tear the poor things apart. Now I knew
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The rest is history. I now own the worlds third largest juice company, currently in talks with Del Monte over a merger. From my golden yacht, I think to myself "What a great life."
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"Oh no it won't" bellowed Tay Zonday atop a chocolate rainstorm. "Mine is the one true meme, and will flood the earth leaving nothing in its wake". Stepping away from the cloud to
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Farmer Ted was having none of it. He pulled out his rifle and let off two rounds, shooting her and her brother dead by the gates. He had them both for dinner served with
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Luftwaffe. It was too late for us but at at least we could enjoy this enchanting dance. As her hips clicked, bombs fell
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-"Jolene, Jolene, Jolene JOLEEEEENE, I'm beggin' of you please don't take my man" I started singing. Oh, where was I? Oh yes. I had been transported in time and music back to
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a metal control panel. This woman was a robot, as suspected. Women have been extinct for five years now, but we all try and live our lives as normal. A tear rolled down my cheek.
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stole a small 'decorative' Indian boy from a market stall. "Well, he looked great on my porch 'til he went missing" she said as she stroked her
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Katie Price divorces her then husband, Peter Andre. "This is a travesty" she said to herself. "You try and read some decent literature other than OK Magazine and this happens"
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Beloved actor Charlie Sheen died today aged 45. Following an incident involving
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pedophile would take such a liking to another species. It's not as if they resembled humans anyway. The group were shocked by this 'art', but tried to offer constructive criticism
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For instance, the code for his top-secret 'gender reassignment' experiment was simply a stick woman with a penis, breasts intact. From his notes it seems that he tried using