Finished Folds (141—160)
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6"Beautiful isn't it," he asked as his caustic breath flowed down my neck. "You're mad." "Soon enough, you will join me!" Elmer slammed the door. The creature awoke.
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4burn to the point of physical pain. That's the kind of weird I'm talking about. Or maybe I'm talking about an STD. Or....wait. No, no, I remember. Okay, let me start over.
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5Nigel. Even his name made me hate him. Nigel. Prick. Nigel. Look at me! I'm. Nigel. The next time I saw him. Nigel. I was going to show everyone what a fake he was.
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7She was his level 99 dream girl. Pixel perfection. It was a Saturday when he was questing with his guild that she turned and looked at him through the TV. "Hector," she said.
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4a bookshelf, a keg of beer, a giraffe, and a Twilight movie. I was going to make a bomb. Somehow he was able to find everything in the prison. Soon, we would be free.
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4time to up the ante. Russian Roulette. The Lost Boys stepped over Smee who was passed out next to a pool table. "Let's see what you got, BOY!" Hook loaded the blunderbuss.
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1The control room onlookers gasped as it surfaced above the fumes behind Drake. "Behind you!" Drake sped around but it was too late. With one swipe of its claw, the Dragon Wraith
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2He pawed and licked and licked again. No use. He dragged his polar butt across the snow. Nothing. He scraped his back against an iceberg until his fur was soaking wet. The goo
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4"How can I trust a talking grizzly bear," she asked. "Listen," he said, "just ignore the fact I'm a grizzly bear for a second. We have a connection. It's not every day that you
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4I would start with romanesco and kohlrabi first. Endive, I would save for last. I strapped on my Vegeradicator 9001, buttered my kneecaps, and shaved my nipples. It was time.
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5"Perfect," said Satan. Once the cards were dealt, Satan started things off. "Got any threes?" "Go fish," said God. "Drat!" "Got any ones?" "HA! Go fish, you sorry excuse for
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2to fetch his bottle of alien slime. He liked to dump it out on the kitchen counter and poke it with a fork. But this time he wasn't going to do that. Pris was in for a surprise.
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5Michael Bay was executive producer and JJ Abrams was Consultant #5. The action had to start right away, so the movie began with Pinocchio on the outskirts of Dakar during WWII.
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8"Where are you, indeed," said a raspy voice. "Who are you?" Wallace asked. "I am the warden." "How did I get here?" The warden chuckled. "Shall I refresh your memory?"
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4l you stop coughing." He decided he would make it up to her by going shark hunting, her favorite activity. Once on the water, he put on her scuba gear and threw her overboard.
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2"When it comes to cheese, we don't screw around," said the High Mozzarella Chieftain. "Call the Deacon of Dairy!" The Deacon of Dairy emerged, sceptre in hand. The crowd hushed.
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4criminals. They were nervous. The investigators were too close, but there was no going back now. All they could do was act shocked when the secret was inevitably uncovered. The
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7cybernetic parakeet, Paul. Umm...great job with that BTW." "You've known about Paul for 11 years. Why think about him now?" Damnit! Another follow-up! I suck at this. She
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7They say you're the best." Hell, with that kind of flattery, how could I say no? "Alright, babe, I'll take the case. Just make sure you lay low and stay outta my way." Then she
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3had over at TBS he figured, Why the hell not? He grabbed it and shoved it in his mouth. It was awful, like a tennis shoe bathed in salesman sweat and habaneros. He started to