Finished Folds (21—40)
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3giraffes. We called them giraffes cause we'd always see them poking their heads over the wall, chewing tobacco. Kids these days. Unfortunately, money was tight and I had to start
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2After finishing the Sambuca atop my dragon, Krogar, I became hypnotized by the drunken, graphical effect on screen. I wondered if that's how being drunk really felt. Probably.
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2"Honey, please don't run down the stai--", but it was too late. John tripped and spun down the next 50 steps like a tumbleweed. The gun went off 3 times before flying through the
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2stick of dynamite. After handing me the dynamite, we just stood there staring at each other for several moments. "Well? I need a light, too." The alien hesitantly handed me a
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1Falling into a vat of petroleum jello, whereby the venom mixed, he arose as the superhero, Cobra Eye. Notice not "Cobra Eyes." Yeah, he lost it, but still made out pretty well.
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5hood still radiation spewed from the nuke. The decided gorilla had enough, so grabbed he a flamethrower intending to burn them out. He was trouble having reading the instructions
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2One family, the Robertsons, were unhappy because they were too rich. They were depressed because not enough people asked them for money or envied their possessions. That's when
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5He sighed. Upon forking the spaghetti, he was disgusted at how it fell through the prongs like porridge and spattered on his face after hitting the gelatinous mass. "Just eat it,
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1. Being an activist was good therapy until he discovered one of the whales was Moby Prick, the 6th descendant of his arch enemy. It disappeared suddenly, along with Captain Ahab.
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4He was surprised how sober you could get drinking dandelion wine. Since he was always drunk, it was a good thing to have around. However, book signings always bored him, so he
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0tions, corporate politics, "going on break", just the whole damn development pipeline felt like trudging through a bog. It made it easy to play his lips like an instrument.
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2drew pictures of the mythical scene on cave walls so the coming generations wouldn't make the same mistakes. Unfortunately, one of them was a terrible artist and completely
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0coffee mug. The minutes turned to hours and the hours to days. A backpack full of cheese and crackers later he just had to take a sip. He put his mouth to the mug. ZAP! Why
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7Once at the front gate, the Prince of Kano paraded to them accompanied by 50 elephants and 90 Yoruba dancers. Then, it caught his eye. "A zimmer frame! I must have it!" Enda sprang
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3apparently doubled as a traveler's rest house. It dawned on me that Buddhist Theodore wanted me to go inside. After meditating for 5 hours (aka napping), I awoke to find Theodore
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0flew into our own. Little did we know that swallowing weeble wobble spit would make us incredibly ill. Looking back, we probably should have been more cautious of mythical forest
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2the recent stock market crash. Since Mr. Sensible was feeling sensible that day, he decided to take a shower, which he hadn't done for 8 weeks. He forgot how the knobs worked, so
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1in the Hairy Saloon atop the high Smokey Mountains. The trip took 4 days and he held it the whole time. Why he was determined to go there, or why it even existed, was a question
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1off our latest record "Blunt Hypocrisy" soared to number 3 just a few weeks. We finally felt like we had made it until one of our members, Smooth E, got arrested for
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4After escaping from its cage, it wrecked the entire theme park. With each obliterated building, a "Hey there!" With each body crushed, a "Ho there!" A creature that Canadian