Finished Folds (301—320)
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2sound.Leave it to national politicians to raise dissent against nonthreatening herbalists to get votes.The Mayor said "Up yours!".Chcago's Herb Trucks played Country Joe & the Fish
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4It threatened to be the downfall of the Martians:they were seduced by mixed elixirs of the mistresses of Thor. They'd wake up with a hangover like Thor had hammered on their skulls
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4Four thousand years later Earth was populated by idiots, since natural selection wasn't operational & robots did all the work and thinking. They called the idiot quarters sandboxes
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3because, well Mum had been dead accurate since she passed away. All her doomsday predictions & petty daily complaints seemed to come back and haunt her. Mum's corpse took up space
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0The spider caught most of what Gramps was fed with the web in his throat for its brood. While Gramps withered, Chris & James gorged on the giant peaches 'til they got to the pits.
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5swirled in agitation as a lycanthrope howled the Moonlight Sonata.Now bedridden Johann Sebastian hummed a Transylvanian folktune.His undead assistant jotting the notes in his blood
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1BFD in MFH, LOLROTF&ICGU;! So the poodle of a problem, the fat crisis at hand, stayed home and ordered out. It called the crisis hotline. "I'll take a drugwar, two hurricanes & a
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5But the trees grew and grew until Joni could not see the forest due to the trees. The gnarled roots and brambly undergrowth caught in her blue robe & no Taxi yellow or otherwise
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4"No, not good enough!" said Capt. Shower Curtain. He flew into my Mum's bathroom cowled in a shimmering shower curtain made of fairy dust. He told her its fine fabric was invisible
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3The last folder's error was noted by this folder. The story was not meant to die at fold 4 after all! No,the hat was lined with pygmy short tailed opossum fur & Riggo was allergic!
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5After reading Dr. Od and Dish-walla's journal, Det. Manatee combed the apartment for clues. "Aha! a pink comb!" He exclaimed. He adjusted his monocle & inspected it closely
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4tickets to a concert. Driving while Under the Influence of a brain was a vehicle misdemeanor in the State of Zombia & we did are best to swerve about on the road in our jalopy
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5The unlikely courtship of Lady Jane, by Bertie the Siamese cat was aided by his offering of smallish fried insects & mammals thrown into her web & their marriage soon consummated.
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3Since their daring escape went unnoticed by there captors they were not searched for (hence the advantage). Dr. Funnel & Dr. Finkels renegade longrange forecasts helped the Eskimos
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2was busting at the seams with unemployed Shakespearean actors who Leared at the cast of characters assembled in that Arcimboldian Hamlet, most of them mad
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3thing for dollops. I wanted to be paid for my services in dollops preferably sour cream dollops. I didn't want to drop under the one dollop per day wage earner. Mrs Potato would
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4Slim,a surrealist in the Storyfolding niche art listened deferentially as Mr.Ernst showed Slim&Luigi how he discovered his frottage technique while on a transcontinental train ride
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4My costume was that of a dike. During my brief but important role and was supposed to fail. When the dam broke
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3conducted by Dr. Hop a respected Kangaroo Sociologist showed children raised in pouches with tits were better adjusted & more successful than their non-pouched human peers.
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5mustered Custer his jacket buttons a'luster. The Judge needed the General to enforce order in the courtroom, and Custer showed up with nothing but a hound dog & blue suede shoes.