Finished Folds (5901—5920)
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7the usual pathetic depressing emo dreams like realizing he'd forgotten to wear pants to school and hoping noone would notice and then realizing noone noticed him anyway. Stan's gir
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6a rat's ass about this touchy feely art class shit they offer at the penitentiary I guess I should have picked a different title. If I was tryin' to get on the warden's good side
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5wig & lipstick,ditching bra pads.The estrogen had worked. He hit play mimicking her moves.They wanted JF? He'd give'em JF! Simmon's bootleg DVDs were only given away by his crotch.
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4The one's who made things disappear, & equipment malfunction, people lose their balance, and numbers not add up. We were living in a perfect world, but the asynchronous denizens
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3Cow 35 & 36 faced one another & scooped dirt up on to their back with their hooves, snorted and banged their heads together locking horns. The crowd of farmers cheered
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2I told the cabbie "take the fast road to Yonkers" My uncle'd asked me to take over the reins at Colt Runabout. I fantasized this to avoid facing my frontline amputation. The nurses
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3cranberry juice. He looked at it, and then jotted down: "urinary tract infections are a downer". Inspired, Hawkins realized that the geriatric segment would dig "medical blues"
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5But when B'Chug showed up, the Hippo swallowed them all. "Now look at the fix you've gotten us into!", said Scarn. Manatee shrugged. He liked the moist hippo folds. Big Lion rapped
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7I filled in Adverse. Next it read "If you're waking warlords while westward weaponstocks wane would you A.Beckon? B. Beacon? C. Beaucage." My score got me an interview with the CIA
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5The package ripped open sending rattlesnakes snaking across the windshield and onto the road. Weston yanked the wheel swerving into the opposite lane of traffic.
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5adrenaline. He had made it, which meant that the entire shipment of poly-dichloric-euthynol had gotten through the scanners. The drones began unloading the Mars transport
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5was a malevolent plan. The Breader Faction thought they were using earth females to breed progeny, the Enslavement Faction thought they planned to enslave humans, but the truth was
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3Napoleon adjusted his hat and put his hand in his coat. These fast food DQ lackies obviously didn't realize that he'd been crowned Emperor. He pulled out his sabre
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8wields a Ginsu genuine 7 in Santoku knife. Are any of your acquaintances infomercial addicts? As usual Manatees line of inquiry was as sharp as a
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7the Cantina. Noone had dared order that drink since Borvo the Hutt spontaneously combusted, not that anyone missed him. The Bartender asked "shaken or stirred?" and the Bar cleared
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7bits are atypical. I recommend 12 mg risperidone daily & visits to the turkish bath." but Mrs. Peel raised her eyebrows & clucked emphatically. Her reputation as home-remedy queen
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10sprinkling her diaphragm with holy water actually worked. It was a little precaution we took."You never know when Lucifer might tempt you." Cheryl'd said. I watched as He literally
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7"The 31st weekly meeting of Goat club is now called to order.The secretary will now read the bylaws", said Great Goat John. "Rule #1 Never talk about Goat club. Rule #2 No Helgas"
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6ego. Noone had ever managed to drink me under the table before. It was a defining moment. I realized there would always be someone who could hold more liquor than me and joined AA
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3be bothered by them. "Get out!" and "Get to the Chopper!" did me just fine thank you very much. Well up to now anyway. She gestured towards the bed post with her front paw & barked