Finished Folds (5901—5920)
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4feathers and his arms became claw-like. He found he could only sleep while grasping his wife's pole-dancing pole. When he started whistling every morning a 4 a.m. their marriage
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3and every lamp post was a Bodhi tree. But after I woke from the spell, I realized I was in a flophouse in a seedy district of Pattaya. Mara had seduced me. My vows already broken
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4"Just what dy'a think your doin' with my Bessy?" said Farmer Joe shotgun in hand. At this point it became clear to Jeff that the paternity of said heifer was not so clear.
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43 playboy bunnies and two hefners. We all folded. He frowned. Then a flicker of realization crossed his face. He jumped up overturning the table and screamed "Your Cheating!"
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5"But Guy's, my toenails say they want to be painted pretty colors!" . Weed made homophobic Chad get in touch with his feminine side. Unsuspecting, we decided to video tape him
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3in the pacific on THE ISLAND. Skipper & 1st mate Gilligan, a millionare and his wife, a movie star & "the rest". In the pilot episode, "the rest" got their revenge
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3he finally gave way completely to his mannequin fetish. He'd loiter around shopping malls & cop a feel on the scantly glad swimsuit models. They were much easier than real women
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3for a lame stand-up comedian like Barney at "Tommy's Deaf Dumb & Blind Bar" made him finally decide to quit his job. He decided to have one last laugh at Barney's expense and
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6be my girl next door. yeah! be my girl next door." The new Dylan song based on real life experience got a luke warm reception. Bob decided to get out while he was "at the top".
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4the iridescent gleam of a man who'd experienced one lightning strike too many. Washington started confessing about the Cherry tree & Jefferson admitted to a liason with a slave
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5And some disinfectant to prevent gangrene. The rights of the Unliving improved remarkably in the last decade. Back when we shambled on Washington singing Grateful Dead songs
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7They have some hot nurses at the emergency ward. Hypothesis 2: Quadraplegics get sympathy dates. Procedure: 1) Ask for help going to toilet. 2) Ask for help pointing. Conclusion:
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5Little did he know his nemesis was his own alter ego. All went fine during the campaign. He & his "opponent" were running neck'n'neck. When they agreed to a debate the game was up.
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6We sat at vinyl covered seats in the corner near the jukebox which was playing"My brother Esau" & ordered shakes and burgers. "Who had a motive to kill your brother?"
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2Villupuram Chinnaih Jainilabdeen never washed his arm pits. The musky festering mass of hair was the secret ingredient of the famous "Villy's Curry"
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8they're pushing 80 & missing most teeth, so "gumming" came to mind when they kissed, & their joints creaked more than the bed during love-making but the Miner & Aunt Shirley
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3f his oregono joint stimulated imagination? Maybe it was the ghost of his mother displeased with what he was doing? His father'd buried her up here under the old stump
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3The plane did a few sudden vertical drops and the stewardess (can one still say that?) ended up in my lap. "I am a plane psychologist!", I said. "Lead me to the cockpit"
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6my bacon grease powered lighter. I smiled broadly at the vegan hippie boyfriend of my little Trixie through the flames. "You want to marry her? Fine. Then eat this."
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6universe into existence as a sudsy beer bubble.