Finished Folds (6701—6720)
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2a living. I was one of the privileged few, one of the Nielsen family. Little did the american viewing public know that the ratings were made by a family living in Bodø.
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2fortunately there was no video and no youtube back in her day but it was disturbing enough that she kept the sanitary napkin and used it to
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2"accidentally left the toiletseat up and that night he heard a splash followed by a squeegielike sound. She was too proud and angry to ask for help. He grabbed his iphone and
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3prop begin to sputter and wheeze. The pilot put on the only flotation device and jumped out. I jumped into the cockpit, grabbed the joystick and pulled on the reserve gas choke
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10bootleg whiskey kept her too inebriated to play the instrument she longed to play. So she ended up playing a kazoo in the stage production of
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1each enema that the nurse performed was unbearable, so during the night shift he
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7salsa or maybe guava chutney. When I try to compliment to object of my desire in this way it never seems to pique their interest. They were all interested in jocks not poets.
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2to me during culmination of the act. She said I was too mechanical and seemed to be somewhere else. I was just polishing her DMs to a fine buff or performing flight of the bumble
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7said he had gotten a lucrative offer for an interview with a talking spider. "Mr King, do you think you might have some material on this for me?". Steve had been suffering from
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6made a start at barcoding all the items in the universe starting with her clothes. Unfortunately a security guard entered just as she was barcoding her
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1and she had digested him completely. Her green forked tongue lubricated the shell and she reentered. The artificial skin resealed and grew together. She returned to the dining room
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2But wearing the beard and stuffing a pillow under the suite, a close in shot made for passable imitation of St. Nick. Anyway, it was just to advertise for the novelty hookers that
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7the Yoga instructor name Venkataratnam Narasimha Rattaiah liked to lie on a bed of nails while reading news on the CNN app and read a story about a
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2Yo-yo. The german taxi driver laughed and said "That is a childrens toy". Yo-yo didn't take kindly to people laughing at his name
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0to learn to spell "dilettante". If your going to wear a t-shirt with something printed on it then at least run it through a spellchecker before you have it printed. Pirate? my
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3when half the stories on Folding Story make a reference to Sham Wows? He wondered where that bizarre thought came from as he gyrated his hips to the tune of
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4the tatooed map of Kansas which after the hunch formed was often mistaken for the swiss alps.
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1they huddled together under the blanket. Sand was in their hair, between the folds of their skin, in their nostrils. The dusty granules caked their and formed
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1the Weretabby. They heard an amorous howling catterwall and then an enormous whisker appeared at the door.
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4but being of a scatological nature he opted for the dung beatle: He said the magic words "Whats brown and sounds like a bell" and presto he turned into a six-legged drummer with