Finished Folds (6721—6737)
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4Adolf. I imagined a goose-stepping guy in a polka dot pajama with a big red nose honking in time on a bicycle horn and snickered to myself. What really took me by surprise was
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0at the local Starbucks. I was ordering the usual Frapuchino with extra shots of Mocca and Amaretto from the surely new Barrista when I saw her double pass behind her and put in a
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3a muscologist I new from when I worked for the Whale survey in Japan. I flipped open my whaleskin address book and looked for Yoshi's phone number.
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1The Casba behind the Bar listening to whiny Yuppies complain about too much chlorine in their Jacuzzu to end up like this. He looked at the melting ball and ice and thought... fuck
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2evenings at the jazzbar for days working under the chassis of his uncles edsel with a grease gun. This was all fine and good until the day that a Charlie Parker impersonator
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1the nightly news report the sighting of a man wearing a fullbody condom made of run-in pantyhose who was suspected of being involved in what waspreviously thought to be the
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5and synched it up tightly while looking longingly at the paisly whorls in mauve and olive tones and then gingerly pressed the button
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1reminded him of his Aunt who used to have a similar smile on her face after she'd pilfered what she regarded to be a particular valuable specimen of
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6fare for this particular ride and improvised by snickering like Larry from the Three Stooges and then poking
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2Gift was a grey-faced swatch with mauve armband dappled with abstract olive shapes faintly reminiscent of
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2Trekkie convention everyone dressed in Evil Spock outfits and goose-stepped onto the stage while chanting
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5Third Deck Bar in a private corner where he liked to retreat from the worries of commanding a Starship. He sipped on the Thulian Brandy and thought about Yeoman Randy's legs. Why
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2pointless neuronal activity he tried to think about why he was here. He saw the bottle of green fluid attached to the IV and wished he was comatose. Then he tugged on the tube.
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5oozed more slime on her with their tentacles. pink blisters formed on her exposed skin and filled with a pussy viscous substance. She forgot about sneezing and tried
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2then she did the crotch-grab maneuver and he squeeked in a most undignified manner. I started to giggle. The rest of the gang joined in. Charles was not amused.
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2withdrew my hand and unzipped. The breeze helped me cool things off a bit. Man I waa glad the tablecoth was long enough so that noone could see when I plucked
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2I salivated and drooled a bit then chomped down on the compound eyes which crunched deliciously as the omatids collapsed into shards in my mandibles.