Finished Folds (6081—6100)
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2Lobotovasectomy
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4realized too late that her blurred vision wasn't due to a missing contact but just due to the hazy smoke-filled room. The moshpit was filled with crouching thrashers searching for
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1talk about a puppet regime! The rumor was that Kim il Jong was in a vat of the same secret preservative the soviets had used to keep Lenin looking perky in his tomb. The Kim-puppet
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5I was a big fan of Star Wars as a kid. I guess that's why I wore the Vader mask when I robbed the 7-eleven. When they showed me on the evening news I couldn't help but feel pride
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9Detective Manatee closed the book and scanned the room. Aside from the door he'd entered from, there was only the window with the fire escape. An open-and-shut case of familicide.
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2cooked up in a test tube but she felt that took all the spontaneity out of it. But that meant she couldn't wait long. The day she turned 30 she looked for a man to help conceive
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2end the terror. Then without warning his skin changed from blue back to pink just as the yellow monster rounded the corner. He grabbed the pacman who wilted. *Game Over*
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2How did I know I was in a secret lab many miles below the surface of the earth? I found out later, okay? Anyway, guys in masks were wheeling my away from the android OP when cyber
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5actually it's a question mark but that's beside the point. Coming back to Aunt Jemimah. I was on assignment to track her down. After finding out Uncle Ben was a fraud
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5flappy sort of fold it's kinda hard to hang onto cause usually they're are oily and well iI dunno I mean what I'm trying to get at is ... beastiality's not for me.
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6Sissy's dress was covered in mud. Inviting Dirk to the her tea party had been a bad idea. Raggedy Anne got her fierce look and Barbie twisted her head backwards, always a bad omen.
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3While Duncan sucked his pouch a bolt from the Soyuz capsule moving at 10 km/sec relative to their orbiter penetrated the hull and Duncan's skull. Rutger was glad they had made up
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3Most of Octavia's acquaintances inhabited eccentric orbits, but Xeno truly came from another planet.
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6He didn't much like opera, but frequented opera cafes to hit on the singing waitresses. He was addicted to the ecstatic involuntary songs they sang during orgasm
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5After retirement, Dr. Ruth specialized in helping superheroes with their sexual dysfunctions. She called them "Achilles' penis".
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9". "Not much, but I know a lot about fish", I told her. "Did you know that the male angler fish gets absorbed into the females forehead and dissolves into a lump of sperm?"
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5just a means to an end for me. I pick up women who sit in the museum all day telling people not to get too close or take pictures. Outside working hours, they liked both
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1"I'll do anything if you help me escape from the convent." Jeb the smelly-robed Monk thought about how best to respond to the nun's offer. If Mother Superior found out, damnation
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3forcefed HamBorger™ with a funnelgun. Within 30sec they were 300 lbs overweight and became part of the adipose collective.
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3"Laundry cuisine" suddenly made the jump to New York Haute Culture when Pa-Huck invited a member of the Experimental Cuisine Collective to dinner. His mom's Lint dumplings filled