Finished Folds (841—860)
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3wouldn't touch it. The hairball sat in the center of my bedsheet I stared at it. My cat licked her paw then scampered from the room. The hairball pulsed. Didn't it?
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3to rhyming seussian: would you could you with a rusk, one made by Sally who skulks at dusk? No I could not would not eat a rusk, one made from a ghostly husk,
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4Superman decided he needed a handicap.His superpowers were too super & made crimefighting boring so he nolonger flew & used only his nose to scale the house wall.Luther's Telescope
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2scaly boa flung casually over the shoulder. Eve seduced Adam Chandler during a night of Vegas slots and craps, wheels and rummy. He woke up the next morning at the drive-thru Elvis
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4Dog Breathalizer. For when you want mother-in-law to leave, or space in the theatre. Man's Best Friend's product was neatly packaged in a
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5Circumspection on the differing outcomes led to the realization that we all fear the dark, the potentially decomposed, we all wonder about the motives of the mystery casserole.
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2event: Colonel Mustard's Last Stand.As Morricone's brilliant musical score composed of condiment bottle squirts, sizzling brats and popping beer cans came to it's thrilling climax,
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4on each nights billings. Causing endless confusion and amusement. Echolocation and the Frogmen were clubbed to death by a custom folding night stand for example.
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2The pool toss was a rounding success. Pool Girl & Glasses Girl felt so superior. But then the boy's gymnastics team began an incredible synchronized swim until Evan Spermafortis
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3There aredemons between the teeth. There were devils in the joints. No need for dentists or doctors. Need a exorcism of your cars transmission? I'm the man! And at 29.95$ per demon
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3Dr. Gdujjjvgjkpy's colleagues Dr. Chyfdshjgjjop and Dr. Sjbfhddpzxy would have agreed. But what about Dr. Sjhdghgfrki? Then Grandma Zggfghgffsky brought in some warm milk & cookies
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4. I think they are called quadraperenials.You mow 'em down & they keeping coming back.Four score and seven years ago, when a tall slim farmer planted these seeds, he never imagined
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4to the Elephant Ashram. The reeducation of politicians was just a line of elephants who'd each sit on them once. Ganesh called it "Meet the Press". The slim & therefore less shady
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6that it's important,"better than reeking of goats!" is what my square chemist dad used to say. Anyway the race of the seven legged goats was on.They were doped up on a cocktail of
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3the stray dog population plummeted.Just kidding.Ofcourse John Cage being John Cage wouldn't actually have used Dogs in the Dogsup.Well just a hair or two. Dogsup tasted great with
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3You axe me, how come? I tell you, who are we to ax? Ax Lady Gaga, not me. Lady Gaga trundled off in her funky green van with our ax running shotgun. We reported her.
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4Leave it to English to philosophize about the rain. But John's right. It's just a state of mind. When the rain comes, it washes you clean. Ahhhh.. oh crap, Here comes the sun...
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4place to find overpriced nasty looking food, especially for self diagnosed lactose intolerant folks. Once I had some grayish green spaghetti made of spaghetti squash and
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4ten times ten which is more that nine hundred fifty seven, her favorite number. But when her cat got into the glogg, well watch out neighbourhood!
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4I bet when Putin tells a joke at the press core's expense they have a genuine Russian belly laugh about it. Come to think of it Trump got off some good ones. He'd make a good Pres